Andrew Andy David Townsend (born 23 July 1963) is a former professional footballer, who played in two World Cups for the Republic of Ireland and is now a television and radio pundit.
Michael Owen Glenn Hoddle Danny Murphy Peter Drury Tony Cascarino Adrian Chiles Jon Champion Clive Tyldesley Jim Beglin Alan Smith Andros Townsend Jamie Carragher Niall Quinn Phil Neville Tony Pulis Glen Hoddle
please do not sully the good name of Andy Townsend
at least its not Andy *&Townsend any more. Every day at Euros. A double take every day at the Euros
Andy Carroll number 9. Lennon and Townsend also in front 3. Noble and Henderson holding
Yea it was I was playing... Andy Townsend the young man in his Chelsea colours as a background picture.. ha
no. It's Andy Townsend. Was on itv, not sky.
that Andy Townsend one has buckled me
he looks like he really likes Pokemon 🤔
Once saw Andy Townsend there. Doesn't get much better than that.
You're just jealous because he has a stronger line up than spurs.
I'd have to get Andy Townsend in there too. For me, Clive, he's up there.
happy for my mate Andy Townsend to be fighting MJW best show u done so far it will take some beating this show
"oh look there's Andy Townsend next to that tactics truck"... "there's Lineker in that corridor of uncertainty"...
Brave of Andros Townsend to play only a few hours after his dad Andy was sacked. In your face, ITV.
Is having Lee Dixon commentating making anyone else think that Andy Townsend leaving may be a 'better the devil you know' type station...
It's like the Andy Townsend of political commentary. Statement of the bleeding obvious parroting a more able pundit.
You could have been zipwiring through Ireland with Mitro you daft ***
The Andy Townsend of the pest control world:
Looking forward for resident DJ dining with us this Friday
Congrats to RSA's Jim Townsend on Lifetime Achievement Award. The soul of Techfest. 20 yrs of class! http…
Tony Pulis on commentary is the worst thing to ever happen to ITV football and they've had Adrien Chiles and Andy Townsend
You're the Andy Townsend of the world 👍
Always thought Dean Saunders and Andy Townsend was the same person.
"Little deflection" says Andy Townsend as the ball balloons off a defender's knee and flies into the opposite corner
Andy Townsend looks like he belongs outside William Hill in Fitzalan Square asking for 20p to put towards his 'bus fare'.
Any wizards around who can ressurect Muhammed Ali & Nelson Mandela so we can trade them with Andy Townsend & Mark Lawrenson?
The 100 years earlier with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend
but you supported Englishmen for years during Jack Charlton era Andy Townsend, Tony Cascarino, Jason mcateer??
Jason you're arguing that Tottenham are better than Leicester!? No Andy Carroll No Townsend No plan B
Get yourself a show on with used to love + Andy Townsend.
."The Junckers, the Van Rompuys". He's like the Andy Townsend of bigotry.
Andy Townsend, general manager has been handed our prestigious Archangel Award …
Still in love with Andy Townsend's "get in there" for Brady's goal. There's a second, off mic but more impassioned one in there. Class
All the remain are in meltdown mate. Even the poor mans Andy Townsend has lost it!! 😂
I am definitely Irish. Like way more Irish than Andy Townsend. Can you say you are my long lost twin brother Brian?
I think it's time for the voters to evoke the Andy Townsend rule and move to Ireland.
If Andy Townsend can play for Ireland I should be ok
On the positive side, I'm eligible for Irish citizenship. I'm at least as Irish as Andy Townsend.
Agreed. And a short film with Andy Townsend showing people how to put their X in and around the box
speak to jack Charlton. He got Andy Townsend & Tony Cascarino playing for the ROI. I'd check with him first.He'll sort it.
Of course my dad would end up sat beside Andy Townsend on the train back from France
they'll have Andy Townsend co presenting next, mark my words...
If I was Andy Townsend I'd be saying "that's better" to the Foyle result.
Andy Townsend will make a good adding to these two;)
So you're saying that Andy Townsend and Glenn Hoddle are on ITV again then?!
Glenn Hoddle & Andy Townsend will be passing comments on the referendum for ITV
If Andy Townsend is a permanent replacement we riot!!
if it means more Andy Townsend then definitely watching elsewhere
Only if he draws a perspiring Andy Townsend.
If you're lucky they'll get Andy Townsend in to do the punditry.
Gonna watch coverage on BBC. Ian Wright and Andy Townsend are terrible pundits.
I imagine Andy Townsend will be voting to stay stay In and Around the EU.
I've settled now on the opinion that 'Andy Townsend's 'Get in there!' was my fav piece of all the commentaries.
Convinced Andy Townsend is phase1 of ITV premium sport channel plan where you pay to be spared him
If we vote to leave I'm going to be angrier than Andy Townsend when McClean didn't get that peno last night
in fairness mate, Andy Townsend was buzzing last night
Not everyone is an Andy Townsend fan but there are 7 reasons it's GREAT he's back.
As long as commentary isn't given by Robbie Savage and Andy Townsend,I'm OK with that!
Getting emotional listening to this, with bonus Andy Townsend "get in!" .
you could take a leaf out of Andy Townsend's book. That's how boring you are.
shame Andy Townsend can't do one asweIl
Great stuff but no mention of the return of Andy Townsend or the surprise culture clash of Tony Pulis commentating on Spain?!
Thought he was an Andy Townsend tribute act the other night.
Andy Townsend looks like a have-a-go hero who reckons he just did what anyone would have done in the circumstances https…
With football on ITV, BBC debate would be livened up if it had co commentary from Andy Townsend. . “If anything he’s answere…
Perfect night for this toddler. Ireland win and the voice of Andy Townsend is blocked out.
six years. That's right. And USA '94 was... last year. Andy Townsend's hair. The messer.
Just heard Andy Townsend's 'get in there' for Brady's goal from ITV. Always rated him.
talk as much political sense as Andy Townsend does about football
Jesus what a night last night was, atmosphere was electric. One of those 'I was there' nights, even got a good chat with Andy Townsend 😂🍻🇮🇪
What Iceland can not cope with is the crossing expertise of Cresswell, Albrighton and Townsend and decisive aerial power of Andy Carroll.
The ITV commentary on the goal last night is great. Andy Townsend shouting get in about 20 times.
Congratulations to Andy Townsend he's officially an angel! ROSPA has recognised his awesome work in arena
I was wondering when the voice of Andy "Get in" Townsend would be heard at this tournament
Did you, in the true Andy Townsend manner, wrap your pencil around it?
Andy Townsend is getting incredibly worked up for someone who is about as Irish as Toblerone.
Was quite impressed with Andy Townsend again last night, his opinions I agreed on were quite right.
Andy Townsend: 'For me, it's difficult for Ireland. In an ideal world it would be easy. But space don't work that way, to be fair.'
Except Jacqui Oatley, who appeared to be interviewing Andy Townsend through some kind of time machine.
Andy Townsend and Tim Sherwood are already getting nervous
Maybe if it was Andy Townsend and Dean Sturridge.
I imagine Adrian Chiles leaves Andy Townsend wistful voicemails now and then, to tell him about his azaleas, and how much he misses it all.
Roberto Firmino, with a surname like Andy Townsend responding to Clive Tyldesley's question about a debatable penalty
he's definitely up there to be one of the worst pundits. along side Michael Owen, Andy Townsend and Danny Murphy
your exciting Leicester city will probably get relegated so pipe down andy townsend.
Andy Townsend is the Gordon Ramsey of football..will find a fault in anything
, Andy Townsend and tonight Martin O'neal been by far the best analysts this season.Great job boys
That last RT, Andy Townsend looks bloody different, doesn't he?
Martin O'Neil's contribution to this conversation has been more meaningful than Andy Townsend's because Martin is an actual gaffer.
Andy Townsend look like he had mad bezzas
Please what position did Andy Townsend play during his footballing days? . Those of you that watched him.
Scott Parker's cardi' is in the running for worst thing in football punditry up against Savage's face, Andy Townsend & Owen's voice!
Is Davey Proven genuinely the best commentator on offer-at this rate I reckon Andy Townsend might be contemplating a comeback
seems like a nice enough guy; not sure Spanish Townsend is what you need when you're Chelsea
How is Andy Townsend still looking for work whilst Sky give jobs to the likes of Davie Provan and Jim Beglin?
seriously? I thought it was pretty entertaining. Also its surely better than listening to Andy Townsend!
I have no idea how Andy Townsend always refers to Jamie Vardy as a "young kid" while he's 29 close to 30 ffs! Btw, I'm no Vardy hater. ❤ him
it could be Neal Faulds or Andy Townsend.
Townsend has a better chance at the ballon d'or than ronaldo to be fair to andy
Andy Townsend appointed a consultant at bwfc?!?! Where will he park his Tactics Truck now theyve sold the car park?
Don't think my da will ever cop that Newcastle's half cast winger isn't Andy Townsend
is this the Russian. jake humphreys & Andy townsend ?
BREAKING: Andy Carroll will face Milner, Aguero, Kone, Sanchez and Townsend for the Premier League Player of the Month for April.
have James Maloney and Jack Bird named as halves, Chad Townsend named for City.
This Andros Townsend bandwagon train for the Euros needs to stop in its tracks ASAP. Keown's had a nightmare tonight.
Keown on Townsend: "On his left foot [outside the box], there isn't a better player in Europe." . Think it's time pundits to…
Gordon Bennett... last week it was Andy Carroll, now it's Andros Townsend
Andy Townsend just said " that's the first time today I've seen Bony run" ...make it 10 mill to sell
Long with the opener as look totally dominant against City labored & not committed according to Andy Townsend on
Oh god. Andy Townsend has made it across the pond. You didn't do your background checks did you
we have Andy Townsend in Australia rambling away on the game...swap?
got the personality of Andy Townsend 🙈
after 4in11 and 2 assists who would you prefer Townsend or fully fit Ben Arfa?
You need Peter Drury mate, he's tops. Him and Andy Townsend are a good combo. Francis is poor!
its gotta be and Andy Townsend, or I will not watch build up
I died when Andy townsend was showing the other dude where to touch on the screen
That Townsend pick, more than any other, has been pretty fruitful. I’m a little bit jealous.
Andy Townsend has probably been the signing of the winter transfer window . I was hoping LVG would have signed him, he missed a trick there
you enjoyed Andy Townsend's company? Better than his commentary / punditry I guess
Enjoyed hosting Matchday Live with Emmanuel Petit & Andy Townsend. Time to hit the road to Manchester. Think there's a game there tomorrow..
But then I didn't think Andy Townsend was bad at all.
I remember when Andy Townsend said Newcastle won't make it because Rafa is not that good but Sunderland would because Sam is elite. Ffs.
You ever need tickets for the wrestling mate, let me know.
Andy Townsend has some quick moves but his decision making in the final 3rd is not so good most times
Blimey, Bolton Wanderers are seeking Andy Townsend's help. that's a little desperate.
Clarification on Andy Townsend. Is at the club, but not in a working/paid capacity. Long-time family friend of Ken Ander…
didn't think I'd ever be saying it. But bring back Andy Townsend. 🙈🙈
Chris Sutton, Andy Townsend and Rory Smith on 5live tonight. Not a classic banter recipe perhaps but I have hopes.
Maybe someone could show this to Jon Champion and Andy Townsend at half time.
Didn't ever think I'd say this but bring back Andy Townsend. Glenn Hoddle talks even more crap. Even Michael Owen is better! Just.
R tv channels having a competition to see who has the worst commentator?. Michael Owen. Mark Lawrenson. Andy Townsend. Glenn Hoddle. Who's next?
We need new Commentators in FIFA, I'm tired of Alan Smith & Andy Townsend + Martin Tyler. A Peter Drury & Jon Champion would be great!
Danny Murphy and Andy Townsend think it's legit?
Andy Townsend and Brendan Rodgers trying to stage a Jamie Carragher and Jamie Redknapp .. Hilarious! Get away from that touchscreen!
I wonder how much Clive Tyldesley misses Andy Townsend's company now that he makes these trips alone
Football is dead because of BT, Sky, Andy Townsend and Jonathan Pearce.
Steve McManaman has a touch of the Andy Townsend about him as a summariser.
Gary Neville down. Andy Townsend and Piers Morgan to go
Andy Dawson, Neal Bishop and Conor Townsend preview the trip to face Coventry today -
PAUL MERSON COLUMN: How does Roberto Martinez get away with it?
Andy Townsend *shudder* Didn't he get run over by his tactic truck
the last 10 mins of punditry was that bad I thought I was watching itv, kept expecting Andy Townsend to pop up.
He fills a seat so Andy Townsend can't sneak in
Finally getting rid of Townsend from ITV and replacing him with Danny Murphy on BBC 🤔
gil 0 assists this season. At least Townsend can beat a player.
Robbie savage is a worse pundit than Andy Townsend. Enough said!!
The new Ginola...he's not even the new Andy Townsend.
As Andy Townsend would so emphatically say, "Better".
Andy please ask Chris if as a manager if his door was always open to players to air problems
Remember to kiss both guns pal ok equaliser or a winner You promised Andy
Wow, I love I just won this for free, Andy Townsend
Andros Townsend is out to make a big impression at
Andy Townsend says he wants to get Newcastle fans off their seats. I hope it is for the right reasons - celebrating dribbles & goals
We can't wait for the weekend. https:…
His tackle against Andy Townsend at Anfield. I heard the crack of shin pads up in the Main Stand
STAY TUNED!!! Andy Townsend : “Newcastle A Massive Club”: Andros Townsend is hopeful he can help pres...
Andros Townsend is hopeful he can help preserve Newcastle's Premier League status after sealing his move from...
Why, oh why does my stream of Stoke vs Arsenal have Peter Drury and Andy Townsend on commentary??😫
Peter Drury and Andy Townsend commentary , what a time to be alive
Sojourns - an exhibition at M16 with John Gould, Bernard Hardy and Andy Townsend &amp; Suzie Bleach
nothing says you're Irish like Ray Houghton, Tony Cascarino or Andy Townsend
INCHES: Sands put through by Jones but his shot flashes wide. Andy Townsend would say he hit it too well. 0-0
lol apparently that guy mentioned him on soccer am earlier, Connor Townsend is on FIFA so he should easily be in the list
I nearly dislike Danny Murphy as much as Andy townsend, it's close
Channelled the god Andy Townsend in today's digest, Clive.
just one of numerous idiotic comments during the night. Makes Andy Townsend almost bearable!
love Andy Townsend getting it in the face in the build up !
Danny Murphy makes Andy Townsend look good. Let that sink in.
Listening to Danny Murphy...anyone got Andy Townsend's number?
Obviously my brother thinks his Andy Townsend commenting on absolutely everything going on in the game SHUT UR MOUTH
Danny Murphy is the new Andy Townsend!! Worlds worst commentator, football pundit whatever you call it
We've lost the much maligned Andy Townsend & Adrian Chiles now we've got Ian Wright on every channel. We aren't better off for it the wanker
granted he tones it down on the telly. Nowhere near the Andy Townsend nadir.
think he's down the pub with andy Townsend tonight
Andy Warrington of on Conor Townsend's departure from the club to join
Nearly my little Mojitos xxx. Friday 8pm. . .
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Someone needs to tell Andy Townsend that movember is over
Hey *** You can't speak to me like this anymore or They'll be a 🐴 on your pillow tomorrow. . Signed.,. Andy "The Don" Townsend
it's Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles still struggling to be relevant
I like Firmino, mainly because he sounds like Andy Townsend giving an opinion on something. His full name is actually FirmiCLIVEno.
I hear Andy Townsend is half a yard away!
Andy Townsend reckons he would have wanted to do better with that
The Undateables lad has just quoted Andy Townsend.
Niall Quinn is a complete helmet,him and Michael Owen must be twins.i thought Andy Townsend was poor but Quinn and Owen are on another level
DOMINIC COOPER MISSES. Talk of Woody Harelson stepping up from Andy Townsend.
Andy Townsend's beard makes him look like a drunk King Leonidas
Good to see Andy Townsend and Paul Mc Grath at the Aviva tonight.COYBIG.
Glad I didn't go to the game because knowing my luck I would have been seated next to Andy Townsend.
see that we'll known Irish man Andy townsend was in the crowd too
Or World Cup 1994. Heard Andy Townsend found a homeless woman of the streets and made her his "Irish grandma"
It's the same with Andy Townsend and John Aldridge.
Congratulations to the republic of Ireland on qualifying for Euro 2016. It also means Andy Townsend will have a job for the summer
Andy Townsend is the same guy who played for the Republic of Ireland but refers to England as "we" and should therefore be …
Bet Andy Townsend, Matthew Macklin and Tony Cascarino all come out their shell tonight claiming to be Irish!
Come on Ireland! Andy Townsend in the crowd, got his tips done again
Oh that cAndy Townsend is Irish again is he?! Repeatedly refers to 'we' when commentating on English games
Thank God we can only see Andy Townsend and not hear him.
Nice to see Andy Townsend in the crowd for And nowhere near the commentary box.
There's of Andy Townsend at the Aviva cheering on Ireland after years of blowing England's trumpet. Forget you were Irish until now, mate?
Great to see Andy Townsend at the Ireland match* . *Without a microphone in hand
enjoying the game Paul? Come on, put up a selfie of you and Andy townsend there. Saw you on the tellybox, 😂
Andy Townsend and Paul McGrath 'in and around' the VIP box
Good to see Andy Townsend, in and around the stadium
Andy Townsend ❤️ brings me back to the Aston Villa posters on my wall 😆🙈
did the commentator just say Irish hero Andy Townsend ?! Surely not
Is Andy Townsend in his tactics truck tonight?
Nice to see Andy Townsend in the crowd. Means the useless sod hasn't got a commentating job right now.
Andy Townsend there in the stands in Dublin, presumably "in and around" the directors box...
Andy Townsend is in the crowd.This is a top performance, but is it a top, top performance? If anything, have Ireland performed too well? 2-0
Don't even mention Andy Townsend on the same sentence as Paul McGrath. Townsend is only here bcos England aren't playing tonight.
Paul McGrath & Andy Townsend in the crowd, I thought Andy defected back to England, lol, joking
Andy Townsend, Paul McGrath, yes, bring them both on!!!
Andy Townsend watching Ireland. A man who had to ask Roy Keane why it was hostile when Ireland played Northern Ireland in 1993.
Andy Townsend has escaped the tactics truck!
Lads, someone tap Andy Townsend up for that elixir of youth
Jaysus Andy Townsend looks like he spent the last month sleeping in the bins
Imagine having to sit next to Andy Townsend for 90 minutes!
Andy Townsend with the beard. Presumably trying to hide the fact he's Andy Townsend.
Did he just call Andy Townsend a hero !!?
"Former heroes here like Andy Townsend" I refuse to accept Andy Townsend being a hero to anyone in any sense of the word
The knob Andy Townsend in the crowd
Andy Townsend's beard is mighty impressive.
Andy Townsend looks like he's fallen on hard times since leaving ITV :(
Jon Walters, up there now with great Irishmen such as Andy Townsend and Tony Cascarino.
Andy Townsend always enjoyed saying 'goals' when no plural was called for, but still that bloody s.
"Ironically, this doesn't really change what Bosnia have to do." thinks Andy Townsend in his living room
there's no-one worse than Andy Townsend though.😠
Got to love how Andy Townsend changes his nationality depending on who's playing, England "we" or Ireland "we"!
Nice to hear Andy Townsend refer to Eire as 'we' on The same Andy Townsend who referred to England as 'we' on ITV.
never watched a single ep of any series. Sums up ITV for me. Them and Andy Townsend.
at this festive season aswell, it's set to truly be..a Christmas *** from me and Andy Townsend, goodnight.
Would seem that Kay Burley is to news reporting what Andy Townsend/Michael Owen are to football commentary.
We want Andy Townsend in commentary for fifa 16 im sick and tired of Martin Tyler
Spotify Are the New Rockstars” o_O WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG NOW Andy Townsend and Andros Townsend is referred to as Jonathos Pearce Wait
Is there a more talentless, Ant and Dec wannabe than Stephen Mulhern. He's the Andy Townsend of TV presenting.
just watched a old Cov v Vile clip- remember you and Andy Townsend having a good go at each other - remember that?
Thank god that England game has finished... Glenn Hoddle needs to get the boot next! Boring and negative! Just as bad as Andy Townsend!
Glenn Hoddle achieving the seemingly impossible and making me genuinely long for Andy Townsend
ITV can't believe I'm saying this but bring back Andy Townsend
I'd rather him than that moron Andy Townsend! But you're right, itv is so poor for all sport.
Why are all football commentators so unbearable? Owen Hargreaves, Michael Owen, Andy Townsend, Alan Smith.. Not a good one since Andy Gray
Andy Townsend on beinsports just claimed Glenn Murray needs people "in and around him". He's becoming a parody of himself.
Glenn Hoddle and Andy Townsend were cheap but not ideal :)
Be fair, with the quality of Michael Owen, Phil Neville & Andy Townsend it's hard for him to get a gig
I'd like to drive at 30mph from Lands End to John O'Groats with Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles. Just 3 nutters having a right laugh.
Andy Townsend no 7 for at last International played at Dalymount Park.
where dya heard that! Don't surprise me, he chats full-on nonsense. Imagine him and Andy Townsend going at it for 90mins...
Andy Townsend. It used to *** me off that he always scored against Spurs, no matter who he played for.
Try it, you'll love it. Like having Phil Neville, Glenn Hoddle & Andy Townsend commentating on a Barcelona game
We didn't mean Andy Townsend, or Adel Taarabt on that one, in case you were wondering, AK AK AK AK AK
Describes Andy Townsend but I'm listening to him on the Italy game!!!
Nope, I will not accept an Italian scouting report from Andy Townsend.
Is it Glen Hoddle or Andy Townsend doing the co commentary on Holland v Chech Rep ?
Just noticed Andy Townsend is commentating on the Italy v Norway game on ITV4. Didn't he get sacked?
Andy Townsend embarassing himself on with his poor knowledge of and their players.
Andy Townsend is a tool. Johansen could walk into the England team. Oh yeah, I keep forgetting he played for ROI. You'd never know! 🍵
Was Andy Townsend not meant to be retiring?
Imagine they had commentators at funerals and ye ended up with Michael Owen and Andy townsend. Bored to death at a funeral 😴
Can some football club give Andy Townsend a managers job , he might learn something !
Am I hearing the dulcet tones of Andy Townsend on itv4? Has he been resurrected? No Clive with him tonight though
The good news, ITV showing the Italy game. The bad news, Andy Townsend.
33. Andy Townsend seems to be getting into this now as well. He's just said 'better' for the first time of the evening. 0-1.
Watching Italy v Norway on ITV4. Andy Townsend commentating. Can anyone give me italian/norwegian translations of 'he needs to whip it in'?
20 mins in and Andy Townsend can't stop talking us up?!
Andy Townsend with two "in and around him"s in the space of 10 seconds. Football commentary's version of the Superkick Party.
Andy Townsend has to be the most negative commentator known to man.
Was gonna watch the italy v norway game till I found out andy Townsend and sam chelseaface were doing coms.
Andy Townsend is on ITV4 if you fancy going to sleep :)
Turned over to the Italy game.then heard Andy Townsend. Back to Sky Sports!
I think I've found Andy townsend.. He is doing the Italy v Norway game on itv4
Not sure I can do 90 mins Andy Townsend
4. Nice to hear the dulcet cliches of Andy Townsend this evening, as Pelle is flagged for offside. 0-0.
I'll tell you what's amusing... Andy Townsend attempting to pronounce Omar Elabdellaoui's surname.
ITV4, thanks everyone. And Andy Townsend is back!
Andy Townsend on co-comms for another Euro qualifier. Hanging around ITV like a bad smell.
Yes Andy Townsend really did ask this question. Who would've thought to ask this? The man is a genius.
Andy Townsend- the most gifted man in the pundit industry.
I cannot believe that Andy Townsend has left ITV as a commentator
Townsend cost us more than Johnson did,
That is true. She is hopeless. But so was Andy Townsend and look how long ITV kept him for! They need to move her on. Quickly.
What a team it was... David James, Steve Clarke, Andy Townsend, Ian Woan, Nicky Barmby, Graham Stuart, Paul Kitson to name a few!
Hmm seems Andy Townsend has just been booted off ITV! You gotta be poor commentator to be replaced by the dulcet tones of…
who'd have thought keeping Andy Townsend might have been the better option?!
Andy Townsend is such a fraud commentator
I'm sorry, but no matter how awful Andy Townsend was, is Glenn Hoddle really an improvement?
Yet more great commentary from Andy Townsend, 'you get that always sometimes'
Glenn Hoddle "as a manager you always have that, sometimes". Genius. Just when you thought nobody could be worse than Andy Townsend ...
Glenn Hoddle... "I'm sure if you'd have offered Roy 10 wins from 10, he'd have settled for it"... come back Andy Townsend,…
..and hoddles worse than Andy Townsend which I wasn't sure was possible
It's almost like Glen Hoddle understudied Andy Townsend... Terrible pundit, so dreary
Classic Andy Townsend "your always going to have that sometimes"
"When you're a manager you always have that sometimes" – Insightful commentary from Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend? That mad Irish fella? About as Irish as Clinton Morrison.
Can honestly say when I started work today that I didn't expect to see Sue Barker, Andy Townsend and Frank Skinner all in the same day!
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