Andrew Andy David Townsend (born 23 July 1963) is a former professional footballer, who played in two World Cups for the Republic of Ireland and is now a television and radio pundit.
Adrian Chiles Clive Tyldesley Clark Carlisle Mark Lawrenson Phil Neville Clarke Carlisle World Cup Michael Owen Jonathan Pearce Alan Smith Martin Tyler Robbie Savage Jim Beglin Sam Matterface Glenn Hoddle Roy Hodgson Tony Gale
Oh no, ITV might get premier league highlights rights!! Oh no cos Chiles aha and Andy Townsend aha and oh no I don't speak to any girls aha.
"I just wanna check the run from Lallana, just to make sure he's onside". Andy Townsend ladies and gentlemen...
anyone but Andy Townsend on 3 thanks for the tip
Choose your poison? Jason Weaver or Andy Townsend. How do these ex-pro's get these jobs.Prefer people who know sports & who have studied it?
Andy Townsend is to football commentaries what Lee Clark is to management.
ha I'm considering it now! I love btw - did you know Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend firs…
Don't forget Dean Saunders Niall Quinn or Andy Townsend. I'm not sure if i like any of them. Jim Beglin or Ray Houghton are okay
No adverts, no Clive Tyldesley, no Andy Townsend, no advertising other itv shows, no betting, no competitions!
he should also get Andy Townsend's job! 😂😂😂
Alan Smith is almost as much of a 'football expert' as Andy Townsend. Probably on a par with a pan loaf.
toss up really of those who have been skelped and who you would like skelped like Andy Townsend
Someone pointed out how to save a Hazard penalty. , I think it was Andy Townsend... just the same way it happened tonight
Good job Andy Townsend isn't commentating he would give man of the match to Terry
Excellent from Jim Beglin on RTE, better than that patronising irritating Andy Townsend on ITV.
I quote Graeme Souness "If your not first to the ball your second" Has this dour *** been taking lessons from Andy Townsend?
Andy Townsend on fine form last night "In and Around the Crossbar and Casillas". The boys discuss it all on the next pod, coming soon
Pundit of the Year nominations are out.Two horse race? v ? Also no Andy Townsend!
Sloth 2-1 Kents. A set piece from Kents pulls them back in the game. As the old Andy Townsend saying goes, 2-1 is a dangerous score line...
What did Adrian Chiles do to deserve a salary raise? He's the moist boring and idiotic person known in football alongside Andy Townsend
Watching game against with Slovenian commentary. Don't understand a word, so a big improvement over Andy Townsend.
does Andy Townsend have any horses at all.
wait until you hear how much Andy Townsend earns!
this is entirely insulting to Andy Townsend.
"Andy Townsend dropping bombs of contradictory knowledge as per usual." Great, great knowledge, Clive
Why's Andy Townsend going on like Steven Gerrard is still unstoppable when Mehdi Abeid made him look a pure chump only thre…
I'd rather listen to talk football than Andy Townsend.
Another class statement by Andy townsend, benzimas goal was a difficult one to score, he was 3 yards out in front of goal ffs
Oh good god, CL highlights, Andy Townsend's commentary again *mutes the tv
I've got my Christmas boxes for Adrian Chiles & Andy Townsend sorted. .
I am massively surprised that you continue to employ Andy Townsend
go easy, I'd never have understood what was going on without the insight of Andy Townsend...inserts irony hashtag.
and I thought Andy Townsend was obvious
Sure the pundits were bad but they make Andy Townsend look like the Oracle!!
Extracts from the English Literary canon in the inimitable style of Andy Townsend. The Great Gatsby is genius.
Andy Townsend gets on my bloody nerves, He commentates like he was a world beater, when reality he was average at best
Pretend to be Andy Townsend by saying 'Clive' after every sentence, Clive.
LIVERPOOL FANS.. Serious question.. Would that defeat be any easier to take if Andy Townsend wasn't commentating?
Why has Scholes joined ITV to join the likes of Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend is a kopite and stinks of *** pass it on.
Andy Townsend stats tonight:. Comments on target - 1. Insight - 0. Repeating what we've just seen - 247. Muted - 1.3m
Andy Townsend, Steve McManaman and Adrian Chiles all on the same programme. What have we done to deserve this?
The choice was Trevor or Andy "that's better "Townsend I went with Trev lesser of 2 evils just abt jeez 90 squids harsh
Just wondering, Clive, what it would be like if great works of English literature were rewritten by Andy Townsend. http…
Andy Townsend was a disgrace. "Real played within themselves" like they didnt care. No credit for at all.
“"Moreno was quick and powerful enough to stay with Bale there". Andy Townsend, Grade A *** ”
Arsenals defence still got more of a clue than andy townsend
I think I'd rather listen to Richard Madeley co-commentate than suffer Andy Townsend.
I wish pundits like Alan Shearer, Andy Townsend & Michael Owen still played, just so we wouldn't have to listen to them ramble on.
you are the worst commentator in the world, a world in with Andy Townsend and Clarke Carlisle exist
Andy Townsend 'It's been a good test for Spurs'. All is forgiven Clarke, please come back.
Andy Townsend has to be up there with Clarke Carlisle as the worst commentator ! Chats so much crap .
I wonder, how long it would take, listening to a combination of Clarke Carlisle and Andy Townsend speaking, to want to end your life?
A couple of minutes in, and Clive Tyldesley has already had enough of Andy Townsend. (If only)
Great, so we go from Clarke Carlise to Andy Townsend. What have my ears done to derseve this
Don't know who's the worst commentator Clarke Carlisle or Andy Townsend neither of them inspire you.
We should start a petition to replace Andy Townsend with Clarke Carlisle as the first choice co-commentator for ITV’s football coverage.
Has anyone complaining about Clarke Carlisle ever listened to Andy Townsend?. It's all relative.
Clarke Carlisle can't be far behind Andy Townsend as the worst co commentator in football, just awful.
For 'uninterrupted' read 'no Clarke Carlisle or Andy Townsend'. And that'll do for me.
Imagine a world where Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend were your nipples...
Alan Smith is as bad as Andy Townsend as a commentator
imagine him Clarke Carlisle and Andy Townsend doing a game together
Kevin Phillips has been listening to Andy Townsend: "In and around the goal-line." He'll be disappointed with that, Clive.
Wilshere has been stepping up quite a lot recently. Guess what he says about him improving with game time really is true. Voted MOTM by Andy Townsend against San Marino (Joe Hart won the award as he was jokingly voted by fans [made 1 save]) and is the official MOTM against Estonia. Hopefully he can keep away from injury and continue the good form, unlike Danny Welbeck who sadly 'rolled his ankle' and wobbled off the pitch. Get well soon Welbz! We need you!
I'd like to drive at 30mph from Lands End to John O'Groats with Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles. Just 3 nutters having a …
Andy Townsend though, gotta be the worst commentator going...misses everything, prefer Michael Owens droning than Andy Bellsend..
Hey ask Andy Townsend about his association with Harlequin Property currently under investigation by Serious Fraud Office.
I can't work out who's more annoying Andy Townsend or Garth Crooks
Andy Townsend fully looks like a young 😂
Andy Townsend, understand that Andros Townsend is one footed and a Peter Crouch. Only plays for England. Never well for Spurs.
Someone really needs to move that microphone away from Ray Lewington. While their at it take Clive Tyldsley's and Andy Townsend's too
Andy Townsend is still quite young. We have years of this drivel to contend with.
I can't work out what noise is annoying me more. Andy Townsend's "commentary", Ray Lewington's shouting or the sodding band!
What makes this game more intolerable is the commentary! Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley def are not Martin Tyler and Andy Gray
No matter how many replays he watched, Andy Townsend will never admit that Cahill stuck a foot out to trip that keeper!
Andy Townsend. You would be a far better commentator if you didn't talk.
Cant stand Andy Townsend a minute longer,turning over to Midsomer Murders
Might be handy if Andy Townsend read the laws of the game of football. Just a suggestion.
FML...Watch football & I hear Andy Townsend, watch Horse Racing & it's Cooper & Chapman, was looking forward to the darts & now Mardle!
Please can Andy Townsend show us how you slide along the ground without putting your arms down for balance?
He's up there with jezza Kyle and Andy Townsend - biggest bellends on TV
Niall Quinn is competing against Andy Townsend and Clark Carlisle for worst co commentator. He is talking utter ***
Clark Carlisle is the only co-commentator in the world I would gladly replace with Andy Townsend. That is quite an insult.
It's always disorientating when Tony Gale is commentating on a match. It's sounds like Andy Townsend if Andy Townsend knew about football.
I know nobody else is watching the Chelsea game, but Tony Gale is out-"in and around"ing Andy Townsend, if such a thing were possible!
Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend, how I've missed you on Champions League nights. Just need Jim Beglin to complete the fuzzy feelings.
v has Ray Wilkins got a tv job? If not, then why do I have to listen to the witless witterings of Andy Townsend?
"Psychedelic drugs, free love and acid rock? Not for me, Clive." Love this mostly warm Townsend review via
Reasons not to watch England no7: ITV has the rights for the big games and Andy Townsend is the worst co commentator anywhere!
LOOL Andy Townsend receives so much corn 😂
Captain Rooney smashes home a penalty to make it 1-0. Andy 'state the obvious' Townsend says it's a good penalty so it mus…
Why don't ITV make Andy Townsend commentate on Republic Ireland games. Let an ex England player commentate on England
My fave Andy Townsend quote: "For me Clive they're in a slightly stronger position at 1-0 than they were before they s…
Andy Boring Townsend must be on repeat play.And the ball runs away from Wilshere. Building our team round him!
Really missed Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend. Luckily there are still 8 bullets left.
they would rather listen to Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend loves sterling!hes given him man of the match and said he was our best player!stones or baines have had more at…
I wish Andy O'Townsend would get in and around a wood chipper.
Stuck in a lift with Adrian Chiles and Andy Townsend!!
you have him playing there though in that formation.. Andy Townsend tactics. Forget defending, tally ***
Andy Townsend starting with the 'that's the difference with international football' garbage.
don't know why you are watching it. 1. It's on ITV. 2. Adrian Chiles. 3. Andy Townsend. 4. It's England
"Andy Townsend has so got the hots for Sterling, BIG TIME, what a nonce" Great, great nonce, Clive
Remember that time Andy Townsend wasn't annoying? Nah, me neither.
I'd pay to see Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles take a steel toecap to the face
Andy "the wanker" Townsend suddenly praising Welbeck, now he's not a United player!
Fabian Delph completed 18 out of 19 pass attempts (95%) - 3 more than Wayne Rooney. As Andy Townsend would say, 'bette…
I love seeing England play a friendly. Who is Andy Townsend, apart from a has been, monotonal insignificant hasbeen. Who names the man of the match? Incidentally look at your statistics. He is a jinx.
Calm down Andy Townsend. It's a 1 nill friendly agents Norway. Going on like we've just spanked Germany
Andy Townsend now trying to make Rooney performance sound good. Knobhead
Right andy townsend, " who's your man of the match"? "raheem sterling he's the best England player on show tonight" Well done to sterling on your man of the match !! Showing them the way !
I'd make a better commentator than Andy Townsend and a better manager than Roy Hodgson, most frustrating and boring 90 minutes of my life
My man ov the match has definatly got to go to Andy townsend for talkn 100% utter *** for 90mnz
Sturridge seems to be man of the match for; and I quote, 'forcing the penalty.' Good old Andy Townsend, off you go and get a proper job.
The only thing worse than this dire performance is Andy Townsend. Glad I'm welsh ha ha ha ha
andy townsend sterling is england best player full stop AGREED (y)
I think Andy Townsend (as much as I dislike him) is the first pundit I've heard say someone other than Rooney is our best player. Thank God. There is intelligent life out there after all.
"Raheem Sterling is England's best player full stop" Well said Andy Townsend.
I quote, 'Good to see Danny Wellbeck on.' Is Andy Townsend paid to commentate?
Is itv broadcasting a different England game to what is being commentated, as I thought andy Townsend just said England are starting to play well ?
Is Andy Townsend watching the same game as me the goal has lifted England he must be smoking crack lol
Techy query - on a Toshiba 42 inch 1080p TV, how do you turn down the bias on Andy Townsend?
Andy Townsend "England going to bring on someone to spark some life into the game" ... Camera turns to james Milner getting ready ... English football for you
I'd like to see a change any minute now. You Andy Townsend, gone.
How I have missed your pearls of wisdom Andy Townsend!
why didn't Andy Townsend Is A Massive Tosser! retire after World Cup, cos he is still talking utter ***
The only thing that could make this England game more boring would be if Andy Townsend read the entirety of 'Atlas Shrugged'.
Only good thing about the ITV football commentary tonight? ..They don't have Robbie Savage to add to Andy Townsend.
This is the last time I liked Andy Townsend (pic via
Can one ever get tired of listening to John *** and Andy Townsend ?
You're wrong. In *** football is presented by Channel 5, hosted by Colin Murray & Andy Townsend is the lead commentator.
Alan Smith, Andy Townsend, Martin Tyler, Peter Drury, Clive Tyldesley who is your all time favorite commentator..?
With Adrian Chiles, Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, it's safe to say that ITV Have the worst possible football coverage team.
I'd rather Jimmy Saville had come back for the new season than old bollock head Chiles and Andy Townsend
Its no wonder that pubs are closing when they put football commentary of match on and all you can hear is Clive Tyldesley&Andy Townsend.
Hope Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend have packed extra chapstick for all that gooner *** kissing
Chambers is a solid player but it's so annoying Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend rimming him like he's the next Fabio Cannavaro
I've really missed Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend's commentary since the World Cup ended." . Said no one ever.
"I've really been missing Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend since the World Cup ended." . -- Nobody, Ever. Yet they're back.
Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend are so awful commentating on our games.
Skylar Caldwell is the Andy Townsend to my Clive Tyldesley.
''Hi I'm Clive Tyldesley, and I am joined here today by Andy Townsend''. Only real *** know this quote
Tyldesley: "We're not sure which Aguero we're about to see." . I'd have forgiven Andy Townsend everything if he'd just …
Ukrainian rebel commander who shot down MK17 is relieved of duties. As Andy Townsend would say, 'He can't have any complaints, Clive.'
surely Clive tyldsley is the best,there's Martin Tyler who's good also but the worst is that annoying Andy Townsend or Owen
you seem surprised . they employ Andy Townsend!
add Andy Townsend and Jeff Kenna to your list.
get rid of your dismal presenter Adrian child's and Andy townsend
yeah, but only if you sack Andy Townsend
at least there isnt Andy Townsend or Michael Owen in there...
the same can be said for Michael Owen on BT, Andy Townsend on ITV. They do it to draw interest on social media, has to be that.
you will enjoy this. Andy Townsend is a moron.
Lawrenson & Andy Townsend to play a footy commentator Three Stooges...then I guest star and just kill them all, yeah?
So that's where Andy Townsend got his vast knowledge from >> “'Doctor jozef venglos' with Aston Villa
BT Sport seem to have made it their mission to corner the market in bad pundits. Watch out Andy Townsend.
Matchday Live with Andy Townsend working the touch screen and John *** in the lead seat at that table is what I'm amping for.
I don't mind that what so ever. Could do with some company
'Elo I'm Clive Tyldesley and with me is Andy Townsend
This new set up is on a par with Andy Townsend' Tactics Truck...overly technical just for the sake of it
should hang their heads in shame. It was like watching ITV and that bellend Andy Townsend doing a tombola.
Really liking the boy Townsend! Wah needs Andy.nahh I'm joking ehh love Andy but Conor will dae
they must be the culinary equivalent of Andy Townsend
I think Andy Walker might be the only guy I hate more than Andy Townsend, *** !
it was a joke. You're not having Andros Townsend, so maybe you'll have to get Andy ;) still want a lift back post game?
you did an Andy Townsend one after I said about the boring James Milner one. I want credit!
any chance of yous getting rid of Andy Townsend? He's worse at commentary than Phil Neville, worse pundit than carragher
Chelsea Manager Bobby Campbell has unveiled new signings Dennis Wise & Andy Townsend.
Cant think of a worse commentary team other than Sam Matterface and Andy Townsend, turning it off right now!
I've had to Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend as my permanent commentary team on fifa because Alan Smith makes me want to commit.
please stop Owen talking. He just jibbers rubbish, it's like you looked at Andy Townsend and thought yeh that's a good pundit!?
as Andy Townsend would say 'if anything, Morello's played that riff too well Clive'
Dean Saunders is so bad he makes Andy Townsend wonder "why didn't i think of saying that?"
Michael Owen and Andy Townsend are commentary Gods compared to Dean Saunders,
as John Barnes and Andy Townsend said Suarez is the best they had ever seen. Me to, Suarez doesn't give up but Henry did.
For all of those not watching ITV (all of you), Andy Townsend is telling Lionel Messi what he's doing wrong.
Watching the World Cup final on BBC, can't be doing with Andy Townsend saying That's Better every 2 minutes
My worst nightmare be: Andy Townsend and Clarke Carlisle doing the expert analysis, Garth Crooks doing the post match interviews!
Lawro or Andy Townsend: like a toss-up between skimmed milk and...skimmed milk.
Guy Mowbray and Mark Lawrenson for bbc or Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend for itv both got bad commentators for the World Cup final
Mark Lawrenson or Andy Townsend tomorrow. Cant actually think of a decision that can be worse to make
ITV's coverage started badly, but (asides form Andy Townsend) has improved considerably during the World Cup.
No Adrian Chiles?! Surely we can't be lucky enough to have no Andy Townsend either?!
Pointers from Andy Townsend on how to win a World Cup semi final. Like Ronnie Corbett running a high jump training camp.
I don't know what's worse, an extra 30mins of this drab game or an extra 30mins having to listen to Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend needs to get in the Mark Lawrenson bin of redundancy.
“As good a time as any to tell you that the final is on so no Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend trying to be more stupid than Jonathan Pierce, whilst trying he will need to add more repetition
No surprise that Andy Townsend calling a perfectly legitimate offside call a bad decision. It's like he doesn't know the rules
and u don't have Adrian Chiles or Andy townsend. would have had about 4 people
andy Townsend m takes me back to my younger days had crush on him when he played at villa lol x
Matt you must be gutted you sound like Andy Townsend.The positive is at least you know what your talking about
Prepare for tonights footy by getting ear defenders so that you don't have to endure ANDY TOWNSEND ! Silly ITV
"Pass, shoot, it's a goal. Andy Townsend should be on the dole." rapping what the nation is thinking
GLC's unofficial World Cup anthem THE ANDY TOWNSEND RAP…: this is genius
Martin Tyler, Alan Smith and Andy Townsend should always remind us of that 7-1 loss to Brazil mo FIFA like the Bayern and Barca game
Can someone send this link to Andy Townsend the symbol of lazy misunderstood football punditry
In 2010, Andy Townsend said none of German first eleven would get into the England team. Eight of that eleven started tonight's game.
Andy Townsend getting an award for football commentary
Andy Townsend to say something that actually makes sense
Andy Townsend being described as a good commentator
Andy Townsend giving a useful insight into a football match
At games it has to be Phil Neville, Lawrenson and Andy Townsend. In the studio, Cannavaro, Vierra, O'Neill and Lennon.
People respecting Andy Townsend's opinion as a commentator
according to cockney dumbo Andy Townsend, Germany are no better than England! Is it any wonder we are a laughing stock?
just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, cockney thicko Andy Townsend compares Heskey, donkey of the century to Klose!
yup with Andy Townsend on the commentary!
yup best thing for him,I put him up there with Davie Provan Andy Walker and Andy Townsend lol
The only consolation for Brazilin fans in the UK is they didn't have to listen to Andy Townsend all night
If it does kick off in Rio tonight, let's pray that Adrian Chiles and Andy Townsend get out unharmed...
it's on itv so it'll be Andy Townsend sadly
All of klose's 16 goals scored on or around (cheers andy townsend) the 6 yd box. Cracking
guy wearing necklace of his, Adrian Chiles and Andy townsend's ears
dear god, thankyou for this match being shown on the BBC so Andy Townsend wasn't here to add insult to injury. Amen
I can't wait to hear from Andy Townsend in the tactics truck
*crowd chants BRAZIL, BRAZIL...*. 'I don't think they're singing, we're gonna win 8-7' . Well done, you're basically Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend would be saying its too easy it's too easy they hitting too many shots at Cesar. cc
Could it get worse for Brazil? Andy Townsend is preparing to pick up the mic? That's just too cruel to contemplate.
Andy Townsend better get his tactics truck to Belo Horizonte - he's got potential clients aplenty!
but then again, hull have a great technician in George Boyd, some how to the knowledge of andy Townsend
Andy Townsend would watch this match and still think Germany was playing with abject mediocrity. .
Andy Townsend is to intelligence as Simon Weston is to facial moisture.
Andy Townsend saying something clever about football
Thankful that Andy Townsend isn't commentating on this game.
It could be worse, it could be on ITV, with Andy Townsend and Chiles.
In the words of FIFA 14's Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley, "It's just men against boys."
Brilliant! Someone should give it to Andy Townsend ! He drives me crazy!!!
insightful. Any chance of standing in for Andy Townsend?
making Andy Townsend the best around
- It's at times like this you wonder what Andy Townsend would make of all this.
Good job this isn't on itv, Andy Townsend can't count to 7.
All we're missing tonight is Andy Townsend with commentary gems like "Brazil can't be happy with this" or "Fred could have played better"
Imagine if this game was on ITV. Just think what a mess Andy Townsend would be making of it.
All I can hear in my head is FIFA commentary from Andy Townsend - "it's too easy Clive, it's too easy". It's like a bad online performance!😐
5 people i hate more than Manuel Neuer;. 1- Andy Townsend. 2- Thomas Muller. 3- Uncle Frank off home alone. 4- Nick Grimsh…
"Cheating is not a very professional way to finish out a game" Max Taylor impersonation Andy Townsend or maybe just being stupid
Scolari should have got Andy Townsend in to tell them they just can’t play like this on the international level.
At least Brazil can have some sort of satisfaction, in the knowledge that Andy Townsend is not commentating...
Martin Keown, the Irishman who played for England; Andy Townsend the Englishman who played for Ireland. Easy to mix up ;-)
thanks for giving us a break from Andy Townsend. Always appreciated
"Great run from David Silva"- Andy Townsend on David Luiz, 2014.
ITV has decided "Hamez" is James. To be fair, in Colombia they pronounce Andy Townsend "Massive *** "
Pros and cons of watching World Cup abroad. Con: Don't understand the commentary. Pro: No Adrian Chiles or Andy Townsend!!
Any player who plays in the premier league has options for Andy Townsend every other player foreign or otherwise makes the right decision !
Katie Hopkins is like the female Nigel Farage. Except she's actually more of a bigoted, ignorant *** than him! She describes herself as a 'Social commentator'. There we have it, there is a worse commentator than Andy Townsend after all! -Ewan
Did I really hear Andy Townsend say "Now it's a different ball game"?
Pretty sure Luis Garcia did that type of corner about 6 years ago in the champions league for us. Andy Townsend going on like it's new.
We've got "and rightly so" on the Andy Townsend bingo card already. And when I say on I obviously mean 'in and around'
Do I watch South Korea-Belgium or Algeria-Russia? Fact that Andy Townsend's co-commentating on former has made my decision for me!
Don't think P. Nev is too bad tbh, prefer him over Robbie Savage, Danny Murphy, Mark Lawrenson, Andy Townsend and Clarke Carlisle
I'm glad Stuart Barnes got his own section on that too. The nearest thing rugby has to Andy Townsend
Andy Townsend is the football pundit version of Stuart Barnes. So negative & judgemental about everything. Nothing is ever good enough
Andy Townsend 'you can argue that he doesn't do much wrong there' what apart from score you mean. Absolute ***
It only took Andy Townsend 19min to say "Thats Better" this match hisContract
I thought Andy Townsend was a bad commentator. Sam Matterface is worse. Fred scored an open goal not a world class one.
The last players to appear at the World Cup were Robert Fleck (Sco) and Andy Townsend (ROI), both in 1990
Phil Neville, Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend, Roy Hodgson and Glenn Hoddle. This has been some World Cup.
Quentin Tarantino as Glenn Hoddle. Michael Madsen as Andy Townsend. Christoph Waltz as Roy Keane. Steve Buscemi as Adrian Chiles. QT's ITV.
*shrugs* talking more sense than Andy Townsend isn't exactly difficult (unless you're Chiles/Jonathan Pearce) or inspiring.
I think it would have to be Clyde Tyldesley. Or Andy Townsend. But Jonathan Pearce would be in the top three.
Andy Townsend "not a pen/pen" doing his best Jonathan Pearce impersonation
Imagine the horror of a game where Adrian Chiles and Lee Dixon are presenting with Andy Townsend and Martin Lawrence commentating..
what about commentators swapping?, Boycott for Andy Townsend, Henry Blofeld for Jonathan Pearce?
Andy Townsend now seems to be responsible for the smoking laws at Gatwick Airport
Michael Owen, Andy Townsend and Mark Lawrenson commentators with Adrian Chiles and Lee Dixon as pundits... Imagine that 😂
“A message to Adrian Chiles and Andy Townsend from the Football fans! PITCH 👏🙌
Can't deal with this commentary. I'm pressing the red button but all it's doing is making Andy Townsend crouch.
ive just read the Ian Wright has gone home after have his house robbed, so then who up for robbing Adrian Chiles or Andy Townsend gaff ?
Poorest commentary teams so far Clive Tyldesley/Andy Townsend for Jonathon Pearce/Mark Lawrenson for
Would I do 30 - 40 years in prison for a triple homicide with victims including Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend and Mark Lawrens…
Hope Mark Lawrenson, Phil Neville, Andy Townsend, Rio Ferdinand and Adrian child's all get on the same Malaysia airplane home
Andy Townsend and Niall Quinn being the exceptions to that rule :D
Fred is to International Football what Robbie Savage/ Mark Lawrenson/ Andy Townsend are to Football Punditry. Theres hope for us all folks
Mark Lawrenson and Andy Townsend should team up. And die together
If I was in a room with Adrian Chiles, Clark Carlisle and Andy Townsend and had three bullets, I'd shoot myself 3 times
This has got to be the worst World Cup for commentary. Phil Neville, Clark Carlisle, Andy Townsend, etc
A bit rich coming from ITV who employ Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend and Clark Carlisle - focus on your own problems!
I dread to think how many have complained about Clark Carlisle and Andy Townsend.
Don't see how people moan about Lawrenson! Speaks like a true fan! Better than that boring Andy Townsend or worse Clark Carlisle
BBC have Mark Lawrenson, ITV have Andy Townsend we are lucky BT Sport aren't involved or Michael Owen would be involved too. KILL ME NOW!
Adrian Chiles & Andy Townsend coz they know EVERYTHING!!!
Jonathan Pearce joins Andy Townsend, Clark Carlisle, Mark Lawrenson and Phil Neville on the list of awful commentators
Phil Neville, Clark Carlisle, Andy Townsend, Adrian Chiles... we really are being spoiled aren't we? Just need Michael Owen
I'm warming to Andy Townsend. Out of himself, Mark Lawrenson, Phil Neville and Clark Carlisle, he's easily the best.
Everyone moans about Andy Townsend and Phil Neville, Clark Carlisle is the worst commentator that's ever lived
Clark Carlisle is even worse than Andy Townsend, ITV coverage in general is so poor
I thought you were alright. 100 times better than Clark Carlisle and Andy Townsend
Dno who I hate more Andy Townsend or Clark Carlise 😡😡
How can you can create spaces 'in and around' a player Clark Carlisle? Stop picking up commentary tips from Andy Townsend.
Personally I find Clark Carlisle more annoying to listen to than Andy Townsend!
Wow there's a worse commentator than Andy Townsend ... Hello Clark Carlisle.
yeah Andrew imagine what a party this would be, Phil Neville, Clark Carlisle, Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles 🔔🔚s 💩
Adrian Chiles, Michael Owen, Mark Lawrenson and Andy Townsend ruin football!! Complete shower of *** severely bug my happiness
Pludits to Clarke Carlisle, Andy Townsend, Mark Lawrenson, Sam Matterface, Adrian Chiles & the truly awful Phil Neville to help destroy the WC Bring back Keano!
If I was locked in a room with Mark Lawrenson and Andy Townsend, along with a gun with only one bullet I'd probably shoot …
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