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Amy Schumer

Amy Beth Schumer (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian. She placed fourth on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5, and she placed second on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back.

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Chuck Shumer is about as valuable in his role as Amy Schumer.
You have sexual feelings for Amy Schumer? I'm not judging you.
Is it just me, or does young Chris Jericho kinda look like Amy Schumer?
I mean, what the *** next? Remake Chaplin's works with Kristen Wiig playing all of his roles, or Catch-22 with Amy Schumer as Yossarian...?
Amy Schumer believes she's funny. So does Dane Cook.
Amy Schumer... and I don't know if he even counts, but Dane Cook makes me want to punch myself in the face.
Amy Schumer: I don't "deserve" to be paid the same as Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock
[Author: e-online] Show me the money? Amy Schumer will show you more than that. This we...
I like Amy Schumer because she was crude and crass. Then everything became politics in her jokes.
This is the funniest thing Amy schumer has ever said
Amy Schumer was in the Judge Judy audience last week.
Amy Schumer got paid more than us like 10 times over. Can we protest twincome inequality?
Amy Schumer has a powerful message for her critics
The only thing funny about asking for more pay is people's reactions
Amy Schumer got caught stealing jokes from Patrice O'Neal and have the audacity to think she's on Dave Chappelle and…
Amy Schumer has clearly lost her mind if she thinks she's in the same league as Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock
White women earn more than black men but Amy Schumer really pointed the finger at Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock. SMH. We'…
According to Amy, she never sought to make the same as Dave and Chris when she went to renegotiate.
Amy Schumer is clearing up some controversy about her salary.
Amy Schumer told Netflix she's "worth as much as Dave Chappelle". The drugs when you're famous truly are of high quali…
Today in Entertainment: Jane Goodall doc 'Jane' to screen at Bowl; Amy Schumer talks about equal pay…
BREAKING: Comedian Amy Schumer has been injured and is being rushed to the emergency room for treatment.
yo my Criminology professor reminds me of Amy Schumer lmao
Amy Schumer need to chill.. it ain't about gender either.. shes nobody compared to the Gods she's trying to stand next to
This is what gets me. Why does Amy Schumer think she deserves to earn as much as Chris and Dave SPECIFICALLY? 🤔
Amy Schumer isn't funny. Dave Chappelle is. That's all that matters.
Amy Schumer asking for the same pay as Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock is without a doubt the funniest thing she's ever said
Amy Schumer used to be hilarious before she had an agenda. She killed it in the Charlie Sheen roast.
Amy Schumer insisted Netflix pay her the same as Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle
Amy Schumer comparing herself with Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle is the funniest joke of her career.
I'm sure Amy Schumer will be demanding 44 candles on her cake too!
Yesterday I met someone who thinks Amy Schumer is funny. I mean I guess I knew they existed, but I never thought I'd actuall…
Also there is no "feminist analysis " of Amy Schumer and pay equality. White women make more than black men
Amy Schumer isn't funny to begin with. So why is she equating herself with Chappelle and co? Lmao.
Hold up. Amy Schumer says she actually DOESN’T deserve equal pay to Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle:…
Amy Schumer clarifies salary negotiations — says she 'doesn't deserve equal pay' to Chris Rock an...
There's evidence Amy Schumer is stealing jokes from April '17 but I dont see anyone shaming her in…
In 2008 during his "Kill the Messenger" stand up special, Chris Rock did a joke about people like Amy Schumer & her "demand…
Amy Schumer demanded more money from Netflix despite not being funny via
Youtube "amy schumer steals jokes" ya'll would get a great Donkey off of that
I have NO respect for if it's true they appeased Amy Schumer's demand to make as much as Chris Rock and
Chris Rock is funny and relevan, Amy Schumer is not. That is all.
Looks like they just paid her in baloney sandwiches
Amy Schumer asked Netflix to increase her pay after learning what Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock earned
Amy Schumer just steals jokes from Daniel Tosh and expects to be payed like Dave Chappelle
I'd rather feed pigeons than pay Amy Schumer bread crumbs to watch her abuse the art of stand up comedy.
Eric Cartman's critique of Amy Schumer was hilarious in the 20th season opener of South Park.
Dolph Ziggler has been relegated to Cricket Wireless commercials. He's not banging Amy Schumer anymore, so I guess there's that.
That would be lame if Demetri Martin wasn't paid as much as Amy Schumer.
It's just me, Tina Fey, Jeffree Starr, and Amy Schumer at the problematic rave!
Amy Wilentz on the international jet-setting class that transcends partisan politics.
Here's your random moment of the day. Amy Schumer was in the audience of Judge Judy today.
Amy Schumer's Leather special on Netflix is funny af
I'm tired of letting my anxiety get in the club with Amy Schumer out of my glockHo.
The studios hear our cries and cast Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer :(
Um, why was Amy Schumer in the Judge Judy audience?
The thought of Amy Schumer is horrif…
We call Amy Schumer a whale but she is a fine delicacy next to this...
SPOTTED: in the courtroom audience 😂😂 .
Hilarious show tonight by Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, Rory Scovel and Juston McKinney! Her adorable dog Tati is...
Surprise! :). Off to Salisbury tonight to see Dave Attell and Amy Schumer again, and to see Rory Scovel for the...
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Special pop-up comedy show tonight starring the one & only Amy Schumer with comedians Dave Attell and Rory...
Trump is utterly humorless, yet his apologists would have you believe he is Mel Brooks + Chris Rock + Amy Schumer.
Chuck Schumer is a Jew and blood relative of Amy Schumer and leading the Senate Minority…
hugs Amy Schumer after Best Actress win at Golden Globes
Amy Schumer's brown eye is probably glossy with *** of several men.
Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn, 71, stun at Snatched screening in
Chelsea Handler, Kathy Griffin and Amy Schumer are the holy trifecta of unfunny and n…
Just saw an ad for that Goldie Hawn/Amy Schumer movie Snatched now on DVD and thought we were still waiting for it to come out in theaters
Amy Schumer to make Broadway debut in Steve Martin comedy
Amy Schumer to make B'way debut in Steve Martin's new play in November! Costarring Keegan-Michael Key, Laura Benanti, Ala…
Amy Schumer is planning to make her Broadway debut this fall in "Meteor Shower," a new play by Steve Martin
Amy Schumer will make her Broadway debut in Steve Martin’s new play
Amy Schumer to star in a Steve Martin play on Broadway - -
This is awesome! I love Amy Schumer, and for her to doing a play, and it's by a legendary comedian/a…
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Amy Schumer to star in Steve Martin's broadway play "Meteor Shower"
.will make her Broadway debut in Meteor Shower:
Amy Schumer and Laura Benanti Confirmed to Star in Steve Martin's Meteor Shower on Broadway | Playbill
[Author: associated-press] The actress and comedian will star in Martin's four-person c...
Sometimes i see amy schumer criticism and think ppl must just be honest with themselves and say they hate women in comedy ful…
20TH CENTURY BLUES by Susan Miller (which received its world premiere at CATF in 2016) will play at Signature...
Rumor Alert: Amy Schumer is making an Broadway debut in Steven Martin's play "Meteor Shower" coming this fall 👀🎬…
I can’t believe Laura Benanti is going to throw Amy Schumer off a train in Meteor Shower
We stayed late at the Comedy Cellar and caught Amy Schumer, Leslie Jones and Dave Chappelle (sort of)
Jerry Seinfeld is Forbes' highest-paid comedian; Amy Schumer still only woman to crack the top 10
I would love to see Tiffany Haddish booked like Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer, Melissa McCarthy, etc.
'Sure it might have provided valuable comic relief if Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson – or perhaps even both – had...
Or if if Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson had been cast as, say, two brilliant battlefield surgeons who sta…
Don't even know what Dr. Who is, couldn't care less. So, good luck with your fat jokes and Amy Schumer.
'I'd walk out on the fat *** too'. Video shows Amy Schumer bashing Trump in Tampa, fans leaving show via
Well, after that she called in her fat friend Amy Schumer and JLaw INSISTED that Amy gets to try the co…
Orlando Bloom perfectly describing the world's reaction everytime Amy Schumer tries to tell a joke.
Let's all remember the face of Orlando Bloom when Amy Schumer speaks.
Nikki Glaser is the Comedian Amy Schumer thinks she is.
Bryan Cranston,Samuel L. Jackson,Neve Campbell,Amy Schumer,Whoopi Goldberg are just a few said they woul…
Jessica Mendoza talking baseball is the equivalent to Amy Schumer doing comedy. Both make me want to play in traffic..…
It's like Amy Schumer and the Big Bang Theory had a baby and this person was the result
Kathy Griffin, the late Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli, Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer are my favorite female comedian…
I liked a video Woman Comedians vs Hecklers! (Amy Schumer, Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli and more)
Imagine a Amy Schumer and Ray William Johnson duo stand up show.
I thought oldest living fossil was Amy Schumer
When I'm down I just remember Amy Schumer has me blocked on here so she saw me dragging her wack hacky sack head shaped a…
Alt Left comediennes have become vulgar & tiresome i.e. Kathy Griffin, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer...Is this really the best you have?
Michelle Williams and Nicole Kidman starring in separate Amy Schumer projects is a real test of my allegiances.
John Clayton is out, Chip Kelly is in and Stephen A Smith still has a job. ESPN is like an Amy Schumer joke: trying to be fun…
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David Letterman says Amy Schumer is the new Richard Pryor . . . if Richard Pryor couldn't shut up about his yeast infecti…
Amy Schumer isn't funny stop making her funny. Let her die quietly like Adam Sandler.
Amy Schumer intro'd Mark Normand comic who had spot on views of sexism etc -A.Cooper thing - much more. Must see.
Inside Amy Schumer, Snatched, Trainwreck. Why does the title for every one of Amy's starring vehicles HAVE to reference…
In case u were having a good day, heres a list of ppl who r famous while u aren't:. Amy Schumer . Bella Thorne. Chloe moretz . L…
can you believe there are people in the world who think Amy Schumer is genuinely funny
The Amy schumer movie was so bad she had to ask you to laugh before it started.
why would you watch amy schumer film Snatched when you could stay home and clip your toenails instead
Amy Schumer is the living embodiment of white mediocrity
thanks for listening today! next week we haaave: Amy Schumer, James Arthur, Jude Law and Liam Payne! with his brand ne…
Amy Schumer on red carpet at gala opening; stopped to tell a joke to
we need to become a verb. ie: "did you see the new Jurassic Park movie? it Amy Schumer'd.". "Dion Jordan was an Amy Schumer."
Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn (w/Kurt Russell) at L.A premiere of Lovely, outside and in.
‘Snatched': Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn on the Big Screen Return of a Comedy Icon
"Snatched" costars Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn recall the emotional moment to Ryan Seacrest.
*** mom away & make her feel like a movie star for a day ⭐️ Do as Goldie Hawn & Amy Schumer do in their new mot…
binds Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer to a lifeless comedy
Who's funnier: Amy Schumer or Goldie Hawn? Their co-stars weigh-in.
Amy Schumer's 'Snatched' wants to be funny and emotional, but only succeeds at one of those things…
is giving you the chance to 4 tickets to see Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer's New Movie
Is Amy Schumer the Meghan Trainor of comedy or is Meghan Trainor the Amy Schumer of music
Amy Schumer Tries to Get Goldie Hawn to Legally Adopt Her at the MTV Movie & TV Awards
Amy Schumer and Wendy Williams. you gotta do one which one are you choosing?
Amy Schumer wants to be Kim Kardashian West's best friend
Amy Schumer 'harassed' Goldie Hawn to star in Snatched | Movies - - . ART OF ZOO
Attacks thanks to Trump. Amy Schumer is not trusted. This is literally a convicted terrorist. Yes, really.
yeah rowing is pretty hard but have you ever tried watching Amy Schumer do stand-up?
Amy Schumer is honest about being a female comedian on Graham Norton | Goldie Hawn
Charlie Schumer & his cousin Amy Remember she was going to leave country i…
I'm like almost certain that I hate Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer literally dove onto the carpet to get attention and no actual proof of felonies, this person still wants Hillary.
Justin Bieber, Amy Schumer: Celebrities and movies increasingly being hit by online trolls
Who the *** is the one who decided Amy Schumer should be in films? Or in anything really.
Samantha Bee is almost as unfunny as Amy Schumer
Let's play a game for every time Amy Schumer talks about her *** you take a shot.
Can Amy schumer just leave us alone already
You would have to pay me a large sum of money to go watch Amy Schumer do stand up.
04-30 Amy Schumer and Ciara get romantic Instagram messages from their boyfriends
Samantha Bee's "comedy" and political relevance might be worse than Amy Schumer's tbh
04-30 Amy Schumer and get romantic Instagram messages from...
Now that will be a total waste of television. Even less talent than Amy Schumer and that really is plumbin…
Amy Schumer is what happens when... You know what?. I'm not even gonna waste my time coming up W/ something witty. Amy Schumer ***
So I come home to find Amy Schumer in my bathroom...
Not an Amy Schumer fan (despite my middle name being hers, ha) but this movie looks super cute.
Who do they do this? What's next? A Die Hard remake where Amy Schumer plays John McClane?
Crowd of drunk bachelorettes? Pfft, just steal some Amy Schumer jokes. Catch is literally everyone e…
Stephanie just told me she loves Amy schumer. I say "Stephanie" because she's not my mother anymore
There's only one thing that I can think of more disgusting than Chu…
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is being hosted by Samantha Bee, currently vying for most untalented comedienne alongsid…
Amy Schumer is not a good actress. There I said it
"You guys are worse than Amy Schumer's last Netflix special"-Ben Gentry
Bill Nye is the Amy Schumer of science.
Liberals wish death was Scott Baio, conservatives wish it were Amy Schumer or Chelsea Handler. You're both sick.
They are gonna use Amy Schumer instead of that massive Mosasaurus
I dislike Julia Roberts just as much as I hate Amy Schumer and Giuliana Rancic.
These tumblr feminists defend people like Lexi Alexander & Amy Schumer but won't defend body shaming done against Gal…
Because they always happen in 3s. First, Don Rickles. Second, Charlie Murphy... Here's hoping the third is Amy Schumer's career.
A new is Amy Schumer! Sexy looking woman with a busty figure that I find so hot right now!
Dang, Charlie Murphy is gone and Bernie Mac is gone but, Amy Schumer trash *** still alive?!
"Why did God have to take Charlie Murphy, couldn't he have just taken Amy Schumer?". Well because he clearly wanted so…
Rest In Peace Charlie Murphy... but Amy Schumer still here smh
Death, taxes, and Hammer hating Logic, common, and Amy Schumer
My dad is watching this really old season of the Last Comic Standing and Amy Schumer just came on. The
Amy Schumer is like a real life Dee Reynolds it's so bad lmao
Amy Schumer stole a joke from Zack Galifianakis 😡
Don Rickles was funnier silent than Amy Schumer could ever be at her loudest. . RIP.
Amy Schumer is the real life equivalent of Deandra Reynolds in "The Gang Broke Dee" and you can not prove me wrong, I dare you to try.
Also Since Trump's inauguration:. -Hillary has been hiding in a cave. -Libs can't accept reality. -Amy Schumer destroyed. -4ch…
When Jordan hit that big shot against the Cavs, Craig Ehlo was guarding him. And Craig Ehlo could easily be a stunt double for Amy Schumer
This is a joke about me confusing Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer with Comedian Amy Schumer.
Nicole Kidman, Amy Schumer and Steve Carell are joining a Rebecca Miller movie. Read more:
I'm not sure if I actually like Amy Schumer, or just like that her very existence pisses off people I don't like.
Whales are tired of being compared to Amy Schumer
Still waiting for Amy Schumer to say something funny..
About that time Amy Schumer went down on her boyfriend Ben Hanisch and he yawned.
She's hideous. The deranged spaw. of Hilary Rosen and Amy Schumer.
“I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing on the big screen.” -
Oh. "Amy Schumer has parted ways with Sony’s live-action 'Barbie' over a scheduling conflict...".
Amy Schumer in plastic would've been so fantastic.
My thoughts on Amy Schumer, Leather special and "alt-right trolling"
And still NOBODY CARES!. Really, NOBODY. Maybe the donut guy but he'll get over it!. Amy Schumer Exits 'Barbie' Movie
I'm glad we all hate Amy schumer together as a nation, as a family, We stand united, we will not falter
Amy schumer was really gonna be barbie??? Lmao
Watching Amy Schumer just to see if I might throw up. I did.
Gregg&Amy Schumer Drops Out of Sony’s Movie. Scheduling conflicts are to bl
Amy Schumer drops out of Barbie movie
Every time I'm reminded that Amy Schumer exists, my hate for her increases tenfold
Why are people upset about Amy schumer leaving the Barbie movie?. This gives the film actual hope now
So, has dropped out of Barbie movie (- who should play her? I vote
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Amy Schumer shares (relatable?) oral sex story about boyfriend Ben Hanisch: "I went down ... and he yawned" 😴…
So Amy Schumer is no longer playing Barbie. Well that'll sure prevent eye sore.
Sad to hear Amy Schumer won't be portraying Barbie's cousin Twunt.
Part of Netflix's ongoing campaign to break our collective spirits. Amy Schumer was just phase one.
Amy Schumer drops out of 'Barbie' movie due to 'scheduling conflicts'
Amy Schumer dropped out of Barbie. Molly Sims still isn't getting it. The script is thin on laughs as it is.
Going from Amy Schumer's stand up to Dave Chappelle's stand up is like getting your sight after being blind your whole life
Amy Schumer has complained so loudly about her ratings being "fake" that Netflix is now removing the star-rating-featu…
wait I didn't think Dane Cook & Amy Schumer had the unfunniest kid in the world and named him Jake
I think Amy Schumer is funny because I always imagine that she is actually Brandon Weeden in a dress.
Amy Schumer's only popular because of uncle Chuck.
Sometimes I forget that Chuck Schumer is Amy Schumer's husband
Amy Schumer throws tantrum to demand laughs, five-star ratings whether oriface jokes are funny or not .
Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Anthony Jeselnik, to name a few that can't be serious. :p
This is totally thanks to Trump. Amy Schumer take note. 😄 
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When you question whether this world is worth saving, remember that Amy Schumer tried to be funny and got slammed on netflix
Some say: "Women can be just as funny as men!" Then you look at Samantha Bee, Chelsea Handler, and Amy Schumer, and real…
Speaking of Trump and International Women's Day, has anyone fact-checked Amy Schumer's new Netflix special?
If you too were disappointed with Amy Schumer's recent Netflix Special, I highly recommend Shlesinger's Way better.
Amy Schumer Takes on ‘Gun Nuts’ in First Netflix Special via thanks
Fake Tears Schumer is funnier than his cousin Amy, I'll give him that. 😭😭.
Do you guys still pretend to think that Amy Schumer is funny?
THE GIRL WITH THE LOWER BACK TATTOO by Amy Schumer available to Providence Athenæum members as an eBook!
Alright seriously when are they going to come out with a new season of inside Amy schumer
I liked a video Amy Schumer Talks Dating, Madonna and the Amazing Gift She Got Her Dad
Did Amy Schumer ever take that lie detector test?
Amy Schumer going in to do Good Morning America
I had a nightmare last night. . Amy Schumer kicked in my bedroom door. She was just standing there butt *** naked. *** ha…
It's a Monday night and i just saw a comedy show for $12... featuring Amy Schumer. This is why I love New York 🙌🏼
It's happening. premieres on tomorrow, 3/7 produced by founding mems Amy Sch…
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Schumer is a retard like his pig of a niece Amy. They should both be burned at the stake for wizardry and slutry
Amy Schumer provides smart, raunchy takes and big laughs at Royal Farms Arena
have tickets to Amy Schumer at Royal Farms Arena and now they're telling me they don't exist. Is this bc they moved the date?
Rolling out to he last show of he Amy Schumer tour, tonight at Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore.…
Can someone put a side by side pic of Silverman and another 'comedian' who isn't funny, besides Amy Schumer, she's too fat.
Amy Schumer & Seth Meyers were joking about this last night. Profile pic is always a guy with a child on his shoulders.
chuck couldn't find a fat unfunny comedian at his Thanksgiving table even with Amy Schumer there. WTC!
I want to be the next Amy Schumer so I can get called fat, ugly and unfunny and still have a net worth of a million $$
You'll never see it with Adele, Jennifer Lawrence, Taylor Swift, or even Amy Schumer. Yet Leslie Jones and Taraji P. Henson gets torn apart.
Super Bowl ads will feature Key & Peele, Amy Schumer, Christopher Walken ? and
Presenting trailer of the film Snatched. . Directed by Jonathan Levine , the film stars Amy Schumer, Goldie...
Watch as Amy Schumer & Goldie Hawn are ‘Snatched’ on the Worst Vacation Ever in Jonathan Levine’s Comedy…
unfunny hack just like Amy Schumer. Needed Jon Stewart to carry her.
Art is a bean burrito and an Old Navy commercial with Amy Schumer is just awful.
You're the Amy Schumer of YouTube comedians, "guys look how fat I am" "omg im so fat lol" "i think Im sexy but lol Im fat"
Ben Roethlisberger vs. New England is like trying to decide who to root for between Amy Schumer vs. Iran.
Chris Rock, Amy Schumer and Dave Chappelle hit the stage
Amy Schumer's Uncle isn't the threat in the senate it's McCain!
Crazy Pelosi and Amy Schumer's Uncle aren't the threat it's and
When Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle surprised the audience at the standup club via
Joan Rivers VS Amy Schumer,who's your funny on?
So Chris Rock, Amy Schumer and Dave Chappelle walk into a New York comedy club, and...
The audience had no idea Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, Aziz Ansari and Dave Chappelle would show
Drew Barrymore, Chris Pine, Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer, Matt Damon, Nicole Kidman, Viola Davis all presenting at the Golde…
Hatred for Amy Schumer is one thing that unites America
Amy Schumer is related 2 the rat Charles Schumer, who is in collusion w/ Hillary & Obama.
Rami Malek, Dev Patel, Riz Ahmed and Mahershala Ali got robbed and Amy Schumer presented. The Golden Globes are cursed.
Amy Adams, Amy Schumer, Goldie Hawn and the kids from Stranger Things. Source: Schumer's Instagram.
"Snatched" film execs right now after watching Goldie Hawn & Amy Schumer at the Golden Globes.
This ageism bit Amy Schumer is doing at Goldie Hawn's expense is disgusting. But it's Amy Schumer, so I expect nothing mo…
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Amy Schumer, Drew Barrymore and More Celebs Who Totally Fangirled Over the Stranger Things Cast at the Golden Globes
Amy Schumer, Drew Barrymore and more celebs who totally fangirled over the cast at the
I must have miss something did Amy Schumer or Adams go off too?
Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer and more wax poetic about eating it in the trailer for stand-up doc ‘Dying Laughing’:…
EW: Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer open up about their stand-up nightmares in the trailer for
Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence, Holland Reed & Amy Schumer aka the four horsemen of the Apocalypse
Because women don't understand how good humor works. Sources: Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman
I want another legally blonde movie but with Jennifer Lawrence as Elle and Amy Poehler or Amy Schumer as Paulette https:/…
As long as Amy Schumer promotes Old Navy I refuse to shop there 😊😊
Hey, Old Navy; Uh, yeah...Amy Schumer's huge fat *** squeezed into a tight, striped union suit in your TV ad is...
Merry Christmas to all except for Kim Jong-un, Amy Schumer, whoever is running country music, adults who say "lit," Joy…
is too much of a coward to insult the Prophet like David Letterman. Jon Stewart. Amy Schumer. Samantha Bee. Sarah Silverman. Hollywood. SNL
The biggest lies we've had to endure over the recent years are that Rebel Wilson and Amy Schumer are comedians.
Based on my math, we have about 7 months before Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence become the same person.
One funny front row! Amy Schumer sits courtside with Chris Rock, Leslie Jones and more
Amy Schumer and Chris Rock watch the Indiana Pacers play the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden in New York
When a man wants to try to school me, a feminist, on feminism because I don't like Amy Schumer.
yo I hate SAS so much lmao if I could make a list of my 2016 hate list it'll be 1. 74 2. SAS 3. Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer just bought back the family farm she spent her childhood on, which gives us warm fuzzy feelings
amy schumer. -the LEAST funny person in the world. -lips? never experienced that emotion, doesn't know what that is
So grateful for liberals with the courage to stand up to the real villains of 2016: Amy Schumer, La La Land, and Nate Parker. 🙄
Our for this week is for buying back her family farm!
Amy Schumer, a lads' comedian from the mid-80s. Same borrowed sexist and racist jokes.
Amy Schumer New Year's Eve performance moved to Mahalia Jackson Theater: Comedian Amy Schumer, who was scheduled to…
Amy Schumer buys the family farm her father lost after he was diagnosed with MS: Christmas came early for comedian……
dump Amy Schumer as a spokes person. She *** as a comedian, & she's rude.
US Comedian Amy Schumer buys her father back his farm
they are related. Sen. Chuck Schumer and Comedian Amy Schumer team up on gun control
Amy Schumer's family went bankrupt when she was 9 & she just did the nicest thing for her dad after all these years: https:/…
Amy Schumer's family lost their farm when they lost everything else. Today, she got to buy it back for her dad.
Rumor has it that and think Amy Schumer is a top notch comedian
This may be rather late, but, Amy Schumer *** as an actress and a comedian. She's a "feminist" that talks about BJ's. Irony
Gonna surprise my boyfriend with tickets to see his fav Comedian Amy Schumer 😍🙌🏼
Saying a comedian is funnier than Amy Schumer is the lowest bar in history.
After the march, Amy Schumer will lead the group to a local Burger King to chow down on some Whoppers and fries.
Amy schumer IS funny I just wish she would get her act together and be less awful.
On top of letting white supremacists take over America we also let them put Goldie Hawn the greatest of all-time in a movie with Amy Schumer
I added a video to a playlist Amy Schumer is the Worst
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