Alka-Seltzer is an effervescent antacid and pain reliever first marketed by the Dr. Miles Medicine Company.
My cure all is alka-seltzer, it will help with congestion and headaches and stomachaches
Lol I feel you bro. It's that time of year when the slight colds start coming. Take some alka seltzer plus though.
Someone bring me some Alka Seltzer in a bottle of water. I'm feeling sick.😵
Any kind of greasy breakfast food and a couple of Aspirin. Alka seltzer usually has acetaminophen which = bad time bears w/ beer
"The devil made stuff for Ikea. God made alka-seltzer and beer." -my dad 😂
Whoever invented alka seltzer plus I will love you forever
Been popping that orange flavored Alka Seltzer cold med for a sore throat. Tastes like fanta thanks for suggestion
Alka-Seltzer cold works. Feel better soon!
I hate alka seltzer but I also hate throwing up.
Well, if you need it, I have some spare Alka-Seltzer. Just bought a couple boxes so I'm well stocked! :))
The idea of Alka Seltzer tasted better in my head.
A Great Dane eats 43 1/2 socks, needs more than an Alka Seltzer.
😌we pull up in anything .. Alka seltzer, dr.pepper -💎
This kid just said he blew up a seagull with an alka seltzer
Thank GOD for my mom tho. She got ya boy sum Alka-Seltzer & Gatorade. Hopefully this gets me back right
I don't think I should ever take alka seltzer again wow
Much congested so alka seltzer such sleep
Make a hater sick he have to take a alka seltzer
It's hilarious when you see commercial actors you have worked with on an Alka Seltzer Plus commercial
Took some Alka Seltzer plus last night, then sat down in the recliner to watch a little TV. Got through 2 of my...
This alka seltzer been working a lil bit
Accidentally drank night time Alka-Seltzer so class should be fun today
Alka Seltzer allergy is where it is
I feel so terrible alka seltzer & benedryl ain't working idk what to do uggghhh — feeling sick
Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is. Alka Seltzer!!
Wonder if it's ok to mix Alka Seltzer in OJ? Or is that one ingredient short of a pope bomb?
That's bad. It takes me on an adventure at times. That is when I switch top Alka Seltzer.
Omg I just had alka seltzer and literally spat it all over my kitchen :) ???
Oh dear. Sometimes I take Mucinex or the Alka Seltzer tablets for flu or cold.
I need alka seltzer but I'm too lazy to get up and get it.
If you feed a seagull Alka Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
I drank the rest of your alka seltzer as a chaser tonight.
Alka seltzer before bed to help get rid of this cold 😪
+10 points to Ravenclaw for proper usage of a reference to a now obscure 1970's era Alka Seltzer commercial
I mean she even cooks me pancakes and alka seltzer when my tummy aches. . If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
She's into Alka Seltzer. She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train. She makes me laugh. I got her autograph
bet...by day 3, alka seltzer, red bull and under eye concealer. Lol Sorry you miss the Next year
I'm just drinking alka seltzer tryna be strong so bad !!!
My Alka seltzer needs to kick in already 😷😴
On the big boy game - The Seahawks aren't showing any sign of a SB hangover. They Popped an alka seltzer in a Gatorade.
My dad is walking around the house singing the old alka seltzer commercial theme song 😂
Welp I guess it's me,bottle of Alka-Seltzer, and Jermaine Cole tonight
I've had at least 3 glasses of Alka Seltzer Plus and numerous other cold medicines, and I'm still VERY sick
Alka seltzer has been my best friend all day today
the Alka seltzer one cause it's for my cold too
A whole cup of alka-seltzer plus in water && 2 doses on Nyquil..I'm finna be KO.
Still can't believe I got convinced to drink "lean" when it was Alka-Seltzer colored sprite...
I'm glad I could help. Most migraine sufferers don't know that ice cold alka seltzer will cut the pain
yes! Yes! The ice cold alka seltzer is awesome! Saved me 3xs now! Thanks Try it!
Rudolf made it thru the day, got some Alka Seltzer and Vit C came home and napped for a couple hour, did my Redneck dishes(since I managed to clog the drain in the kitchen) made sure that the plumber could get to the job better. Time for more Alka Seltzer and off to bed for hopefully a good night sleep. Gotta love late Summer colds, I have been able to keep these away all the time Steve went thru chemo why now?
God is like Coke. He's the real thing. God is like General Electric. He lights your path. God is like Bayer Aspirin. He works wonders. God is like Hallmark Cards. He cares enough to send the very best. God is like Tide. He gets the stains out thatothers leave behind. God is like VO5 Hairspray. He hold through through all kinds of weather. God is like Dial Soap. Aren't you glad you know Him? Don't you wish evertone did? God is like Sears. He has everything. God is like Alka Seltzer. Try Him. You'll like Him. God is like Scotch Tape. You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
Usually,my old faithful friend Alka Seltzer,usually handle bizness!However,it's in a slow zone this time around.Ugh,it needs to speed up!Lol
Palcohol? Powdered Alcohol? Hhhmmm, sounds interesting. I better stock up on Alka Seltzer. And Bloody Caesar mix!
Hemp oil Understanding cancer. Most cancers are caused by a fungal infection, called CANDIDA. This is directly involved with the ph balance of the body. Sugars, carbohydrates are cancer feeders. They boost acidity to the body. Cancer thrives in acidity. Chemicals like food preservatives, artificial food coloring and artificial sweetners add to the toxicity. Baking soda lowers the ph level, FAST. After every meal, I take 2 Alka Seltzer. Alka Seltzer is nothing but aspirin and baking soda. If aspirin bothers your tummy, a teaspoon of baking soda with water works. Apple cider vinegar is EXCELLENT for killing candida Diet should be IMMEDIATELY changed No GMOs. Organic veggies only!! Genetically Modified Foods are TOXIC. How to identify gmo fruits and veggies: ALWAYS wash your fruits and veggies use organic apple cider vinegar The soursop fruit is becoming quite popular. Up until 3 years ago, not one site opposed it. Now, there are several sites that say it doesn't work and could be harmful. I have ...
mëngjes i mirë, good morning!!! (Albanian) Today is Friday, Feb. 21, the 52nd day of 2014. There are 313 days left in the year. On this day in history. 1842 - 1st known sewing machine patented in U.S 1878 - 1st telephone book issued, 50 subscribers (Connecticut) 1885 - Washington Monument dedicated in Washington D.C. 1925 - 1st issue of "New Yorker" magazine published 1931 - Alka Seltzer introduced 1970 - Jackson 5 make TV debut on American Bandstand
Return of the King: Elijah Wood had Alka Seltzer tablets in his mouth so he'd foam when Shelob stabbed him.
So ready for Cooper and I to be over this head cold. I'm almost there and he is right behind me. I hate my head being clear for 5 minutes and then clogged back up. So much better now thanks to Alka Seltzer and Mucinex. Watching A League of Their Own makes it a little better though!
Anybody remember this fantastic commercial ? It was released on January 10 , 1984 . Probably one if the longest running commercials in history except for the Alka Seltzer kid. It also helped Walter Mondale Destroy Gary Hart in a Presidential Campaign TV Show .
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD NEW YEARS EVE PARTY 10. You get there and it's just you and Phil Robertson. 9. Party never regains momentum after host's heart attack. 8. There's a "Happy 2007" sticker on the shrimp you've been eating all night. 7. Kathy Bates keeps asking people to pull her finger 6. Prison regulations require lights out at 10. 5. The ''Champagne'' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer. 4. Guests have decided to start countdown at 10,000. 3. When the ball drops, so do Grandpa's pants. 2. To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed . 1. It's January 6th.
December 3 1818 - Illinois was admitted as the 21st state of the union. 1828 - Andrew Jackson was elected president of the United States. 1833 - Oberlin College in Ohio opened as the first truly coeducational school of higher education in the United States. 1835 - In Rhode Island, the Manufacturer Mutual Fire Insurance Company issued the first fire insurance policy. 1910 - The neon lamp was displayed for the first time at the Paris Motor Show. The lamp was developed by French physicist Georges Claude. 1917 - The Quebec Bridge opened for traffic after almost 20 years of planning and construction. The bridge suffered partial collapses in 1907 (August 29) and 1916 (September 11). 1931 - Alka Seltzer was sold for the first time. 1947 - The Tennessee Williams play "A Streetcar Named Desire" opened at Broadway's Ethel Barrymore Theater. 1948 - The "Pumpkin Papers" came to public light. The House Un-American Activities Committee announced that former Communist spy Whittaker Chambers had produced microfilm of sec ...
Famous Quote Said On December 3 The diplomacy of the present administration has sought to respond to modern ideas of commercial intercourse. William Howard Taft, 1912 December 3 Birthdays Jake T. Austin turns 19 Ozzy Osbourne turns 65 Amanda Seyfried turns 28 David Villa turns 32 Holly Marie Combs turns 40 Trina turns 35 Brendan Fraser turns 45 Jenna Dewan turns 33 Andy Grammer turns 30 Julianne Moore turns 53 Anna Chlumsky turns 33 Steve Harris turns 48 Andy Williams (1927 - 2012) Christian Benteke turns 23 Daryl Hannah turns 53 Michael Angarano turns 26 Gemma Styles turns 22 Malinda Williams turns 38 Alicia Sacramone turns 26 Doc Brown turns 33 Jean Luc Godard turns 83 - All December 3 Birthdays December 3 History 1989 - President George H.W. Bush and Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev meet in Malta and indicate the Cold War is at an end. 1964 - Police arrests 800 sit-in students at University of California at Berkeley 1931 - Alka Seltzer goes on sale 1833 - Oberlin College, Ohio started classes: first coe ...
Spent the 4th with some good friends..."Alka Seltzer", "Pepto Bismol, "Ibuprophen" and 'John!!' - ugh!!
.ads for Alka Seltzer might be good placement during Rush Limbaugh on KOGO -lol BUT it still ruins your rep!
Heh, I was gonna say when Travis Bickle stares at some Alka Seltzer in a diner in Taxi Driver.
NO NO NO I am not testing sick 5 days before I leave for the beach! GOD I need your healing hand for my cough, throat and ears.. Alka seltzer please do the trick!
past mistakes .. Alka Seltzer tab in mouth + swig of Lucozade = volcanic eruption out if nose and other orifices.
My throat hurt s..gonna get some alka seltzer
"I wanted a song that was more about the beat, which is why it is called BEAT And it’s really more about the beat" Selegend her musicality
and of course for the morning after, Helter Alka Seltzer by the Beatles
I just stirred my Alka-seltzer with a pen. I can tell Wednesday is going to be superfun already.
Then one day i put alka seltzer in the water and bread so when he had his last meal that *** died.
Timely: 11 days before Cannes give us hangover-avoiding advice in Alka-Seltzer campaign!
Alka-Seltzer. Preparing drunk musicians for video shoots since 1931.
Don't you just hate when people read your status then think they no you blah blah blah need alka-seltzer !
Bouts take this alka seltzer.. Ima be done for the night
Home Products for Cleaning Jewelry 1. Alka-Seltzer Drop your dull-looking jewelry in a glass of fizzing Alka-Seltzer for a couple of minutes. It will sparkle and shine when you pull it out.
I once ate the Russian version of Alka Seltzer. My foaming mouth made me laugh and terrify my hosts.
Alka-seltzer disgusting but moms always said it do the job
This indigestion is seriously kicking my *** right now. I just wanna go to bed! Curtis Lawson this alka-seltzer better work!
it's great with alka seltzer and water too- lots to experiment with e.g water temp, crushed or whole, amount of tablet/ Water
UGH! Heartburn... Can't sleep, so I'm eating icecream to see if it will cool off.
Need to go read and chill, but sore throat, and not feeling good. Alka seltzer, not working, *** just wide awake
These alka seltzer cold & flu got me breathing heavy. Guess that means this sleep bout to be real
Alka-Seltzer plus tastes like sweat but I'm desperate
A dog was Killed this afternoon after he ate a box of Alka Seltzer. An estimated 200,000 fleas lost their lives in the blast.
Though this alka seltzer was supposed to taste decent nh
It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
Love that I just drank alka seltzer at the bar then took a shot. Yep, that happened. Happy birthday (
I warn you I will cry when it comes to alka seltzer medicine 😫
That's not good. Have the pepto or alka-seltzer ready if she starts saying her stomach isn't too good.
Just used some nasal spray , took some sinus medicine , took 2 ibuprofen , drank some Alka Seltzer , now I'm sucking on some cough drops ! Hope it helps :/ - Thank you
I hope this alka seltzer pills work man
Thank god i feel better though...Alka Seltzer is a miracle worker!
Alright alka-seltzer, you're gross but I drank you anyway so please start working!
Man I feel crappy.. Im bouta take alka seltzer.. I been sleep for some time
While you're at it find out how to get free $ on your apple or android device here - Check out what happens when t...
102 fever , feeling like Doodoo , Tylenol aint working .
Is it possible to get drunk off of Alka Seltzer.
Freakin Benadryl! I took one about 5 hours ago for allergies. That's the last thing I remember. I just woke up. How am I supposed to sleep through the night when I just slept my day away?
I know a girl called Elsa, she's into Alka Seltzer.
DRob should be the spokesperson for Tums or Alka Seltzer
Wait, could this be a two part video.?
sitting here wit a BIG headcold ugh.someone bring me some Alka Seltzer =) hope to see da fam tomorrow
Remind me never to eat at Padrone's again. I don't think there's enough Alka Seltzer in Hardin County for what my stomach feels like.
Well.this *** the big one! My niece is graduating tomorrow, and we are planning on leaving to Vegas soon after. I'm freakin sick!!! I have a fever, stuffy nose, achy, cant breathe, head ache and I'm freezing! I'm wear long pj pants and a long sleeve shirt and I got the shivers! Calgon take me away! Any one know any home remedies to get me better in 48 hours? Ugh
Theres so much I need to do but.my bidy is at a hault! Time to alka seltzer it up with some cough medicine hopefully that'll knock it or at least knock me out lol
I was not aware that pigeons eat big pieces of chicken.
Boy I wish I had an in home doctor to nurse me back to health I so hate being sick
Hoping this second round of alka seltzer plus does the trick. Can't squeeze any more work out.
So tired. That alka-seltzer is disgusting. Ewh. But anyway. Going to bed. Night!
It be nice if I could get rid of this *** cold I have, feel like complete poo!
How can I here I cure a flew over night I got to go back to work tomorrow
Does anyone know if it is OK TO take niquil when your a diabetic? he hasnt taken it before, bit his entire body hurts which means, I get to baby( whoops, i mean, husband sit) tomorrow, and is not one to gripe, unless he is really hurting, so for him to come rkght home a go to bed, and whine, he is sick.
Left work because I am feeling awful. I am going to rest tonight and hope to kick this thing in the butt!
G'evening people, what do u do for a headache, fever, sore throat, stuff nose and a cough besides nyquil.any suggestion would help.somebody help!!...this native brother is down n sick..:(...
Been having a series of gall bladder attacks: I would rather give birth 3 times a day without any meds than an attack; Please come in agreement with me to bind these things. Very painful, and weakens the body.
I'm looking for the world's most effective cold medicine...who's got a suggestion?
Enjoying a lovely glass of Alka-seltzer thanks to Rebekah Gumbiner. Haven't been sick like this in years.
True. That's pretty much my own opinion about Grey.
Emma was only good for a bit but she's boring now and has no story, in my opinion. But, to each its own.
Just one, Emma Frost. I guess it's a taste thing, because Grey make me feel sleepy when she appears.
Not so boring if she's still memorable and outsells Emma even years after her death?
And i don't know why. The boring redhead over the White Queen? Weird.
Waiting for sales projections but based on early radio & iTunes charting, hard to see how isn't at least top 20 debut.
My sweetie is sick. Off to the store. Throat lozenges, alka seltzer and Kleenex with lotion. Time to pamper him and hope I don't get it. Wish me luck!!
So. What kind of drugs is everyone on this fine summer evening??
Took soma Alka Seltzer this afternoon. Didnt die. But I did save 15% on car insurance without staying at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Wishing everybody a great day.. can't believe it's getting so Hot, don't go out in it unless you really have to, I'm so blessed My neighbor Donna came to My apartment, brought me Benadryl & Alka-Seltzer Plus...Now I'm beginning to feel like myself.now that's a great neighbor.
Selena is only gorgeous with tons of makeup (and photoshop) on, without it she's only cute.
Nw i hve all these friends on fb and cnt noone brng me sme halls and a alka seltzer cold and flu while on my sick bed smh meanies lol
Alka seltzer is my new best friend. On that note, I'm alive and feeling better and don't want to study for my test tomorrow.
i may or may not have put myself in an accidental cold medicine coma. There really is a reason you dont double dose on the nightime stuff during the day. I can literally see the back of my skull. this is fun lol
There's only so much fans can do, though..
You have too much acid in your stomach, so the natural pH is unbalanced. Drink an Alka Seltzer. It's an antacid & pain reliever
Me too. Without bacon my life would just become a complicated regime of alka seltzer, obnoxiousness and hiding under duvets.
Random thought # 279. I really love Franks RedHot and am glad I buy it by the gallon
Ok the nurses of my life. I go to my neurologist tomorrow he won't do a test on my brain bc I don't have insurance so what kind of pain meds can I ask for the might actually work I have already been given topamax and that's not working so do u have any suggestions other then. Vidicon which I ended up taking on Saturday and actually took all the pain away completely
lol I've seen seen Beliebers take pics of him doing personal stuff with friends but w.e I guess the same doesn't apply if-
I have never met a child support agent who was more on the side of the delinquent fathers than the one I just met on the phone just now. I hope her dinner tonight gives her really bad indigestion, bloating, and gas.
Speedy Alka Seltzer doesn't cotton to gender conformity.
No? he is sitting watching a basketball game in peace and she's seated next to him taking pictures from all angles
About to pass out. Its gonna be an alka seltzer and hydro night when I get home.
but don't Beliebers do that all the time, just bc you stan him doesn't make it any different
Wondering who else has a 24 hour stomach bug that has been going on for a week now???
like pics on her own, she has to call& we discuss as a TEAM whether to like a picture or not
Hydrogen Peroxide Cancer Treatment THE CURE OF ALL ILLNESS How It Works It has been clinically demonstrated that the spread or metastasis of cancer is directly proportional to the amount of oxygen around the cancer cells. The more oxygen, the slower the cancer spreads. The less oxygen, the faster the cancer spreads. If cancer cells get enough oxygen, they will die (cancer cells are anaerobic). Hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) provides extra oxygen atoms that not only slow down the spread of cancer, but also kills cancer cells. Hydrogen Peroxide "Nobel prize winner Dr. Otto Warburg demonstrated over 50 years ago the basic difference between normal cells and cancer cells. Both derive energy from glucose, but the normal cell requires oxygen to combine with the glucose, while cancer cells break down glucose without oxygen, yielding only 1/15 the energy per glucose molecule that a normal cell produces. This is why cancer cells have such a huge appetite for sugar, and also why people who consume excessive quantities of ...
pixie. I don't think it's human. Because humans don't have bodies made of Alka Seltzer tablets.
Use Alka-Seltzer to Clean Try using Alka-Seltzer to clean: 1. Your toilet - Drop a tablet in and leave it for 20 minutes. 2. A drain - Clear the sink drain by dropping three tablets down the drain, followed by a cup of white vinegar. Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water. 3. A thermos bottle - Fill the bottle with water, drop in four tablets and let it soak for an hour.
Bleh, what's the best way to get over a hangover!? I feel so sick...
You are in a fantasy realm- look at you profile, and the nine friends you find in the grid go in order as follows. Sword-wielding badass: Bradford Bishop-Spilkin Healer: Jay Jay Flett Fighter who needs no weapon: Dena Babcock Elf mage: Fergus Dubhshláine Fairy princess: Tara Rocuant Arch-master of the golden ninjas: Sonny Farr Powerful sorcerer: Josh Applegate Mysterious paladin: Mathius Jeneviez Adorable creature companion: David Filadelfia
Ok I have tried it all, I need your alls best worked recipes! I have the WORST congestion. My ears hurt, my throat is very swollen and burning, I can't breathe out of my nose at all and my head is just pounding. I am done feeling this way!!!
day 3 of being sick I think I've reached a peak of this cold and now I've been reduced to drinking chicken broth
Alka seltzer severe sinus cold medicine is the stuff feel so much better after taking it all day yesterday an today
Carl Sagan's COSMOS: Travellers Tales (Part 6-6) If you like this series, buy this series.
Carlos Pablo is out mowing the lawn.means an allergy attack for me while I'm trying to get this paper done.ugh!
I should have went to Urgent Care wt the Wife a few mins ago.. Alka Seltzer Plus, please start Working!
Feels like am gonna be ill tonight.!!
I don't normally take cold medicine but i have to get through 2 12 hour workdays today and tomorrow. Any suggestions? Fever, headache, fatigue, muscle aches, cough, sinuses plugged up, sore throat and lots and lots of mucus.
Holy wow! I feel like an irresponsible teenager. I took some Alka Seltzer cold meds last night and just now woke up. My kids have all been trying to call/txt me. I guess you could say I pulled a "them" on them. Good thing I didn't have to work today.
Hospitalization for the Chemically Sensitive Patient* In Loving Memory of Selene Anema, RN GENERAL CONSIDERATIONS All members of the medical team should be fragrance-free, especially in regard to perfumes and colognes. Please use rooms without carpet whenever possible. Keep the use of plastic to a minimum. Use paper tape instead of plastic tape. Test Betadine, tape, and suture material 48 hours prior to surgery to observe any adverse reaction. Avoid latex gloves. Improve the air quality. Patient may request permission to seal the air ducts. Open windows if possible. Utilize available air filters. Do not allow open containers of chemicals to sit in room. Wash down the operating room with a water and baking soda solution to remove disinfectant and pesticide odors. This patient is extremely pesticide sensitive. Oxygen: ceramic mask is preferred over plastic. The patient has prepared for surgery by lowering her total load of chemical exposures and increasing her intake of antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals. ...
Oh alka-seltzer plus you have become my bestfriend since last night...Why you no work faster?
The Fizzie is making a comeback. I haven't seen them in years.
Are you smarter than a 60 year old? This was harder than I thought...the answers were on the tip of my tongue... I remembered, but... Don't look below for the answers until you have tried it out. This is a test for us 'OLDER' KIDS'. I was picky who I sent this to. It had to go to those who might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends.This is a test for us 'older kids'! The answers are printed below. 1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind? _. 2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on _Show. 3. 'Get your kicks, _.' 4. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed _.' 5. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _.' 6. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called ...
How do you blow up Seagulls there pissing me off!
Soup, NyQuil, cough drops, if this doesn't work I'm calling my mother.
Alka-seltzer XS purchased ready for this weekends shenanigans
Church Bulletin Blooper Thursday night: Potluck Supper - Prayer and medication will follow.
If you were told to ingest a biologically alien synthetic chemical whose presence on this planet did not predate 1976,and whose structure is only a few atoms away from the deadly pesticide DDT, and you knew that not only were there no long term human safety studies performed...
So wished I could kick this rough cough in the rear!!! It tried everything, even the hard stuff lol and it work for a couple hours then right back :(
Allergies SO BAD Just wishing I could stay in my house with the doors and windows closed!
Man Tequila and Vodka don't fuccing mix got me sick af can't stop throwing up and Gatorade isn't helping at all smmfh
Trying to come up with lines to get out of jury duty- "the Magna Carta is overrated."
Biggest show of my career Saturday&I'm catching a cold? Nope,I'm fighting this off as we speak.
LeBron, Wade and chambers complain all the time thinking they are entitled to having fouls called on them. Chambers is a little sneaky son of gun, always holding and then when caught, who me? They all flop worse than alka seltzer. Lol
I have a summer cold :( tired of drinking nasty alka seltzer~ about to fix me a grilled cheese and some apple cider tea
Jim Chaput, Mike Matayabas. Inner beauty is killing me !
6 am. total of 6.5 hrs. sleep in 3 days...over 48 hrs of violent painful hiccups powerful as sneezes..., not from any substance either. ( how a single night can destroy everything and leave nightmere's who knows?) If anyone has any of those left over cyanide caps from the Nuremberg trials I can swap you some Alka-Seltzer Cold Plus. Thanks
The last day of school for my girls!!! I hate that I have to send my Kylie to school with a fever and sick as a dog. Make me so sad and stressed. :(
Yay for a summer cold . Not dont feel good at all oh well work til 4 then off for 2 days kinda got lots to do hope I can rest some hope everyone has a good day
Nothing like being up all night puking with acid reflux...stomach pills ain't helping...Lord help me please.
Feeling sick. I think I have a stomach bug :(:(
Friends and family please pray for me, I have a massive infection and it effecting all my other ailments. I can't sit, stand or lay down comfortably, I have a migraine and nauseous, just plain miserable again. I just can not catch a break.
Dang it! Woke up with a dry, scratchy, sore throat which means I'm getting sick i guess. I loaded myself down with Airborne, antibiotics, and Alka Seltzer Plus. Be gone you filthy germs!
Treat your pet goldfish to a jacuzzi this morning by popping an Alka Seltzer in its bowl.
Handmade oil painting reproduction of Alka Seltzer 1966 by Roy Lichtenstein - on canvas and available in any size or choose other oil painting reproductions from artisoo.com.
Anyone know how to get rid of crows? There are a couple of extremely loud ones on my street. They're so loud I can't sleep!
I'm feeling supersonic give me gin and Tonic you can have it all but how much do you want it
This better just be a little 24 hour bug!!!
Sore throat.headache, achy. I don't wanna be sick.
Here's a question? What happends to a crow if you feed it rice
Eyes watering, sore throat back, headache.not good, not good
Alka Seltzer Plus on board. Steroids are making me want to eat. Goodnight...
oh, i'm getting sick and so is Jillian. So who is taking care of who?
Omg think I was food poisoned... I feel like I'm bout 2 die my stomach hurting so bad...haven't been able to look or even smell food without feeln nausea since 3 Sunday!
Sinus infection spread to my right ear :( feeling like s$&@ and can't stop coughing long enough to go to sleep. On the plus side I'm glad my boss was cool enough to give me a day to either die or get better
Science for the day: between not sleeping well recently and attempting to recover from the relapse of a cold with a cough, I'll be trying NyQuil for the first time tonight. Let's see how magical this stuff really is.
My red, raw and chafed nose has been running like a faucet tonight. My taste buds are totally shot. Not the best end to a Monday, but then again it's Monday and it's over. I just hope my nose can do the breathng while I sleep.
I have had a sore throat for 5 days now, and this morning I had no voice. I've done just about everything!! Vitamin C, tea w/honey, Echinacea, alka seltzer, Zicam.any other suggestions. No doctor there's no infection! I think its allergies run a muck
Going to sleep with a severe sinus infection- completely miserable. I took my amoxicillin, throat spray, NyQuil, Advil, an array of immunity boosting vitamins, I've got my cough drops, tissues, water and bedtime tea on my night stand. I WILL be better tomorrow!
... Dang! I don't want to chug my alka seltzer until I know it's over!! .
Ok people, what do I take or do to get rid of this stupid cough?!?
Sorry I didn't update sooner. We are at home and Greg still has the big stone and several small ones. Was sent home with pain & nausea meds. We do not have insurance and it is an issue. The urologist doesn't accept HCAP, which is a program that helps those of us in financial need. So we are back at home trying to pass this on his own. There are a couple other options I won't go into now. Please keep him in your prayers.
I quit drinking soda today and my head is pounding!
I hate it when those 2 liter bottles of pop go flat.
Sauce before bed= not enough alka seltzer ...this is gonna be a long night! :'(
Nothing worse than a heas cold.sneezing. ..stuffy head.coughing. ...smh.hate it! Looks like veggie soup it is tonight. Who better to take care of me than.well wait.me! :/
Alka-Seltzer Plus night time has been taken, hope to hang on long r enough to see my hubby before it knocks me out :(
Steve Wozniak attending the Wooly Mammoth Theater in Washington D.C. for a special showing of The Agony And The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs. Steve and The First Ap...
So I haven't slept n 3nights...need a glass of wine with this alka-seltzer plus...
Still puking! I'm going to ABs of steel after this.
I am totally stuffed after judging the Taste of Ohio County! So little time, so much food! Thanks to everybody, it was a blast...now will somebody wheel me to the Alka-seltzer?
I am not feeling the best tonight and had to miss the twins ball game. Disappointing for sure! I know they will do a tremendous job tho...they love baseball and both are very good at it. Sorry I missed your game Connor and Colton. Have fun and bring home some great hits! Love you both!
My Papa Parks believed Alka Seltzer was good for all aches & pains! I am beginning to believe him! Its the only thing that settles my stomach these days!
Some people are Alka-Seltzer Christians - they hit the baptistry then fizzle out. :-)
Unleash fire and bathe in a whirlpool of magnificently vibrant, sizzling color and a spectacular explosion of sights, sounds, and scents. Inhale the refreshing sherbet-y citrus scent of lemon and bergamot; you'll feel like you're up and away on the back of your own dragon. This mystical Bath Bomb fi...
Tammy LaPalm the seagulls are calling your name...walk out your front door and look to the left!! lol
Artificial Sugars Saccarin (a.k.a Sweet n’ Low), Aspartame, Sucralose (a.k.a. Splenda), Acesulfame Potassium, etc. are all chemically derived sugars with absolutely no nutritional value at all and can be dangerous. Saccarin which is found in Robitussin and NYQUIL is one to avoid at ALL costs. The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has reported the studies showing saccharin causes cancer in the urinary bladder, lungs, ovaries, uterus, and other organs in animals and also increases the potency of other cancer-causing chemicals. Over 10,000 complaints have been filed with the FDA on Aspartame since 1980 and has actually never been proven to be safe before it was approved for use in our food supply. It has been linked to diabetes, auto-immune disorders, depression (which can cause you to eat more – once again), birth defects, and several forms of cancer. CSPI also states Acesulfame-K or Acesulfame Potassium is anything but safe. Two rat studies suggest that the additive might cause cancer, b ...
Dont know what this is but if im getting sick I will be one unhappy girl!!! Sore throat, head pounding..feeling really tired and weak ughh!
In my Jammie's trying to calculate the best time to take my Alka Seltzer cold medicine - too soon and I'll be up at 3am unable to go back to sleep.
This weather system is making me nauseous.
After Chaos in Tejas no punk, grind, black metal, hardcore, etc. for the rest of the week! Kidding...
Very grateful for alka-seltzer. Eating today... not my best idea.
Today 7 years ago I received such a wonderful gift by the name of Joshua Josiah Bruton. He is such a great kid!!! He has a lot of love n his heart, and most of all he loves God! Joshua Mama loves you very much, and I want to wish you a very happy birthday! muah!
It's Silly Science on Tuesday! Come make an alka-seltzer rocket and learn why they can fly into the air! See you tomorrow!!
Not feeling good. Feels like the flu.
Her personality, bubbly as Alka Seltzer. I'm tryna know ya decode ya like Brad Meltzer.
Remember the golden age of radio? The family would gather in the living room after supper. Mother would be in her chair mending clothes, dad would be in his chair reading the newspaper, and the kids would be sprawled out on the floor waiting for the latest adventure of the Lone Ranger. Families listened to the antics of Fibber McGee and Molly, Our Miss Brooks and, of course, The Shadow, with its eerie music giving more than one little kid the shivers. And who could forget those commercials? Carter's Little Liver Pills, Brylcreem, Lux Soap and even Alka Seltzer, with its catchy jingle of "plop, plop, fizz, fizz." Radio has definitely changed since then, but wouldn't it be fun to listen to and enjoy some of those programs again? Join us on Wednesday, June 5, at 1:45 p.m. in the Atrium as Peggy Lancaster and John Darrah bring to life some nostalgic radio programs and commercials, complete with sound effects, from years gone by.
Mamma Mia, probably the best Alka Seltzer commercial ever made! This ad actually was considered a failure because TV viewer misunderstood it for a spaghetti ...
Shawn, hope you're using the Alka Seltzer,which has always helped me. and Afrin for a clogged up nose. Today a special one for me
Still at home sick-- what an unproductive week! Protect yourselves from this flu, people. I am getting symptoms I've never had before (ear pain, lung pain), and Im starting to believe the virus has mutated to add one more attack: deprive the victim of sleep and make them immune to meds that normally knock people out. I took Alka Seltzer night time cold AND Theraflu Night Time (on two different occasions) and never went to sleep! Pray I become normal by Monday...
I didn't go to the Zac Brown Band concert because i am still sick. but i am feeling a little better, my friend Lettie Marroquin brought me some Alka Seltzer cold plus last night and i slept well Thank You my friend, today Sylvia Marroquin(Chibi) brought me some shots that i may start taking tomorrow, i don't know if i should trust her, it might be heroin or something, JK Chibi, love ya!! But what was totally AWESOME was i just had the BEST CHICKEN SOUP made especially for me by my brother Angel Moreno, Thanks brother, you are the best!!! Like i've always said, i am super blessed with the best family and friends anyone could ask for!!! Now i just gotta wait for my brat to get home at 9:30 so i just may go down the street to see JOSIE GIRL, i'm not that sick, lol!!
The Lichtenstein exhibition was fantastic. Even among the famous works, this stood out to me. 'Alka Seltzer'
Making lava lamps with my Brownies! WOW! The "Wonders Of Water" and science! We used Alka Seltzer to activate the lava, followed by Miss Mary Sycks and I serenading the girls with the Alka Seltzer commercial jingle, as well as a few others - " Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener" - I can't get it out of my head, and Samantha can't stop laughing every time I say wiener :0)
On this day in history: 1431- England begins trial against Joan of Arc; 1857- Congress outlaws foreign currency as legal tender in the US (doesn't explain all the Canadian coins I see); 1866-Lucy B Hobbs becomes first US woman to earn a dental degree; 1885: Washington monument dedicated in DC; 1922-Great Britain grants Egypt independence; 1931- Alka Seltzer introduced; 1953-Crick and Watson discover structure of DNA-molecule; 1964: UK flies 24,000 rolls of Beatle wallpaper to US.
Full on relapse. I'm sick again. Alka Seltzer, Advil, back to bed.
Last night, I drank Alka Seltzer and had a lovely dream about Jack Huston. I'm hoping this will happen again.
Am I old because i need to chase pinot grigio with Alka Seltzer??
is at home finally, took my Alka Seltzer, eating my homemade Potato soup, long johns on, watching Lifetime Steel Magnolia for now at 8:00 going to watch Betty and Coretta, Living Thank You Lord!
Dude, Alka Seltzer plus tablets... went to bed feeling lime crap woke up 10x better!!!
OK, I've been staying one step ahead of this thing all week, Airborne, Elderberry, Alka Seltzer, Mushrooms. I think the only way to make it go away completely is to lie/lay down and let it have it's way with me. /:(
Second trip to the drug store for cold medicine. This time I got nasal spray, more Nyquil and Alka Seltzer cold severe symptoms. Let's hope this helps
Alka Seltzer turns regular water into carbonated sewage water.
I tried half juice half water and salt, failed. Fry up in a roll, failed. Alka Seltzer, failed.
Happy Washing Up Day everybody! This is a day for recovering with lots of water and Alka Seltzer. Good luck all! :&
Hot lemon water, Alka Seltzer, seaweed mask, and enough vitamins to ward off any illness, I can live with this.
The Twelve Days of Christmas ( Or the Everlasting Turkey) On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me: I`ve bought a big, fresh turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard as we tucked into our turkey- a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas came the people from next door. The turkey tasted just as good as it had done before. On the fourth day of Christmas came relations, young and old. We finished up the Christmas pud and had the turkey cold. On the fifth day of Christmas, outside the snowflakes scurried But we were nice warm inside – we had the turkey curried. On the sixth day of Christmas, the Christmas spirit died As the children fought and bickered – we had turkey rissoles fried. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love he did wince When he sat down at the table and was offered turkey mince. On the eighth day of Christmas the dog had run for shelter He`d seen our turkey pancakes and the glass of Alka Seltzer. On the ni ...
Danny Baker a bit quiet this morning. Run out of Alka Seltzer xs?
PBA on ESPN: 1) Mike Wolfe, 2) Chris Loschetter, 3) Bill O'Neill and 4) Jeff Roche battle for the Alka Seltzer...
Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry
DayQuil check, NyQuil check, advil and tylenol check, sudafed check, humidifiers going check, Alka Seltzer, water and OJ for everyone check, Fireball and Breathe Right Strips, Happy Holidays from my house to yours lol
BLAH I feel like CRAP!!! Got a stupid cold or something : (( Myhubby went to the store and got me jello, soup and ginger ale!! I think he's worried that I may not be better by Thanksgiving and then HE'LL have to cook!LOL. I think that if I just sleep and take my Alka Seltzer cold I'll be just fine!! (fingers crossed)
I'd rather watch Alka Seltzer tablets dissolve for two hours than watch the "Brian Setzer Orchestra 9th Annual Christmas Rocks Extravaganza"
Tough football day..ran into Carson Palmer AND! Doug Martin in my fantasy leagues...Giants looked terrible...if the Cowboys beat the Falcons tonight I'm gonna have an Alka Seltzer for dinner...:(
off to bed still feel like i got hit by a semi, low grade temp, upset stomach, coughing my lungs out. Thank God for Alka Seltzer flu medicine, wouldn't make it through the day without it!!! Special thanks to my daughters husband Ryan. Good night everyone!
Writing about "Bug" and "Dangerous Liaisons" in an Alka Seltzer haze. Might make for fun reading.
this *** I go running in this cold weather and I already have a bad cough... oh.no I have the Warrior Dash this Saturday after it's my sister's wedding this not good.. I better not get sick.. on my way to the store to get some Alka Seltzer cold plus
Alka Seltzer is fizzable. Uranium is fissionable. I'd prefer that my leaders knew the difference between the two. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
If you don't believe that music helps drive branding just ask the people from Alka Seltzer or Klondike or Oscar Meyer, you get the point
You Are A Bad Cook If... - The leftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter. - Those annoying pest control companies keep pestering you, wanting to buy and patent your recipe for candy Christmas cookies. - You forget and leave a gallon of your homemade ice cream on the porch overnight during a record busting heat- and the next afternoon, not only is it still solid, but it tastes better. - The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large bright red 'bio-hazard' symbols. - You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. - You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece. - Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat. - Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
Stock up on Pepto Bismol, Alka Seltzer, Jack Daniels,Valium or whatever it takes to get you through watching the Presidential Debate tomorrow at 9:00 p.m. We got to have some relief.Vote,Vote,Vote.
Wow! Went to a chili cook off in a small town called Rough and Ready. I felt like I was sitting center stage in a Joel and Ethan Cohen movie. They even had a Smithy. Tried 7 different kinds of chili, one too dry, too sweet, some downright nasty, but Jack Daniel's chili society brang it! Now taking a cocktail of Alka Seltzer and Pepto Bismo and washing it down with some real chili :~o
Charter's Road Rally was fun today (once we got customers). How quickly can you dissolve an Alka Seltzer tablet with a squirt gun (on a plate your partner is holding)? Fun!
Alka Seltzer and The Astronaut Farmer. This should make for some nice dreams about Virginia Madsen.
Lol, Bullard asked "Whats for dinner?". Well, at my house, we are having: Lightly blackened tilapia with homemade tartar sauce, garnished with lemon zest,fresh steamed squash with sauteed onions and 2 cheeses, buttery mashsed potatoes, tossed salad, mixed fruit, garlic bread, sweet iced tea. And for dessert, freshly baked german chocolate cake with coconut and pecans baked in it, topped with coconut pecan icing infused with sweet caramel and served with a scoop of mint choc chip ice cream. Then, Alka Seltzer.
So, I had the sinus crap so bad yesterday that I thought my head would explode. But, thanks to Alka Seltzer severe sinus congestion capsules, I am better. Which is good, because I leave for Atlanta tomorrow for a trade show. All I can say is I'm glad Chrissy Poo is driving.
No more begrudging professional athletes' "astonomical salaries" please. I just read that Judge Judy is pulling in $45 million PER ANNUM. Someone get me an Alka Seltzer! Drew Brees will just have to get syndicated (palty 20 mill...)
"In a modern art gallery, one painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging beside it was black with lime green splotches. Upon viewing them a woman said to the artist, "I'm sorry, but I just don't understand your paintings. "I paint what I feel inside me" he replied. " I wonder, have your tried Alka Seltzer" she asked.
Ha. last seen disappearing into the night with John Cooper Clarke. If you see her, please give her Alka Seltzer & a hug.
is feeling yucky. New medicine for restless lefs is making me nauseated. Alka Seltzer and saltine *** are not helping. Almost as bad as morning sickness. :(
Can you name the products? 1. You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush you teeth with 2. Two, two, two gums in one 3. a little dab will do ya 4. good to the last drop. 5. Now matter what shape your stomachs in there's 6. Like sending your sinus to Arizona 7. Creams in Body 8. When there's no man around should be. ANSWERS 1. Pepsodent, 2. doublemint gum, 3. Brealcreme 4. Maxwell House coffee, 5 Alka Seltzer, 6 Dristan, 7 Goodyear
Chuy took the school age kids to Art night and I am here at home cleaning up the dinner mess. It is beautiful outside. I am so sleepy. Gonna take some Alka Seltzer to relieve my allergy problems and probably put on a movie. I am in an Urban Cowboy kinda mood.
I am , at this moment , listening to " Bubbles in the Wine " ( Lawrence Welk theme ) while enjoying my own glass of " Bubbly ". Prune Juice with Alka Seltzer !...
Im working through this yucky sickness... But thanks to Alka Seltzer cold and some Mountain Dew... Im gonna make it through!
At work? Put some Alka Seltzer in your mouth and make it look like ur foaming at the mouth. They'll send you home lol
Happy Friday Folks!.Here is another blast from our Vintage Vault. This celebrity began endorsing Alka Seltzer...
Joan Rivers Islamic State President Obama Garth Brooks White House Jennifer Lawrence Ron Washington World Cup David Cameron Steven Sotloff Slender Man Texas Rangers Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Katie Couric Internet Explorer 8 Jimmy Fallon Bob Mcdonnell New Jersey Serena Williams Comedian Joan Rivers Dan Stevens Pope Francis John Kerry Ashya King Jack Wilshere Princess Diana David Holmes Daily News Blue Ivy Paul Konerko Free Time Disease Control Fashion Week Kanye West South Africa Great White Kim Kardashian Long Island Gisele Bundchen Heidi Klum Mutual Fund Atacama Desert High Court Roger Federer Last Days Alastair Cook Ekaterina Makarova Roy Hodgson Czech Republic Jamie Redknapp James Franco Derrick Rose Van Gaal President Barack Obama Players Association George North Middle East Rand Paul West Africa Caroline Wozniacki William Hague Manchester United Jordan Knight Tasting Room Great Dane Cal State Northridge Elon Musk Oakland Raiders South Carolina St Margaret Thandie Newton St John West Dulwich South Kensington Tim Key Tom Kerridge Sri Lanka South West Tall Blacks Wayne Rooney Tony Fernandes Turnham Green Sarah Waters Mark Hix Met Police Michael Rosen Love Jihad Kevin Durant Jake Bugg Jason Wu Neil Gaiman Nigel Farage Rita Ora West Hampstead Paul Scholes Oscar Pistorius North Walsham North Yorkshire Simon Calder