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Alexandra Petri: So the DOJ has your phone records, AP :

Since the 1970s, tests have found that they score behind their female counterparts on reading. Is the problem, as some suggest, that girls gladly devour both “boy books” and “girl books” but boys only read “boy books”?

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Alexandra Petri: The end of (American Girl doll) history: Full disclosure: I never had an American Girl doll. ...

This is what I wrote in response to a Washington Post article about the Citizen Hearing on Disclosure: "I've been a UFO researcher for over 30 years, and the sum of what I found out over time has been used to create an educational and historical website: www.noufors.com. I have tried my best to educate people, as well as the media, about the subject of Unidentified Flying Objects and so-called Flying Saucers..for lack of a better word for structured objects that display behavior and performance unmatched by our own primitive technology. It is frustrating to know that so much of the research that has been done by the more well-known researchers of the world is still being ignored, especially when considering the fact that the physical evidence is overwhelming that we are being visited by many other species from other planetary systems in our own galaxy. With over 3500 cases of landing traces collected from 93 countries, and the physical evidence that has been tested and analyzed by scientific experts, it p ...

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As a sequel to "Is poetry dead?" by Alexandra Petri published earlier this year, here is an article by Adam...

Biblically we Sarahs get to say 'Kchuh - yeah, right!' to God. We get to challenge the whole concept of smiting and being smote for speaking our mind (something I am finding very funny at present - "Enough with the Smiting!"; a potential bumper sticker I discussed with Carrie Ganz.) My point? Here - excerpts from a short, funny article by Alexandra Petri on the resignation of Pope Benedict. Which, incidentally, he will be doing on my birthday, though I claim no connection or influence (publically...): "The news of the pope’s impending departure does bring to mind one ongoing crisis: the marked decline in the number of professions with distinctive hats. (Yes, Antonin Scalia wears distinctive hats, but he would do that no matter his profession.) In general, if an 85-year-old man approaches you and announces that God has given him some oddly specific relationship advice for you, and also that he thinks you should eat more fish, you are within your rights to ignore him. But mitre makes right. It’s all in ...

Despite Obstacles, Why Poetry Matters After a bout with the fake flu that everyone is giving to each other like a hot potato that you don’t want to catch, the Steiny Road Poet is back from what she will now call her Life of Poetry tour. This is the tour that started January 15, 2013, in San Francisco with Poetry in Red Dress that offered poems of Muriel Rukeyser and Gertrude Stein and featured Karren Alenier, Mary Mackey, Evelyn Posamentier, and Margo Taft Stever and concluded January 20, 2013, in Venice, California, with Beyond Baroque:East & West Coast Poets that showcased Karren Alenier, Andrea Carter Brown, David Del Bourgo, and Margo Taft Stever. More about this tour shortly but first the Steiny Poet wants to talk about how poetry in America is treated. HAVE POETS GONE POSTAL? Apparently The Washington Post opinion writer Alexandra Petri has been stirring the embers where sick potatoes are roasted to raise the same old question about whether poetry is dead. In the Saturday January 26, 2013, print e ...

The Washington Post's Alexandra Petri claims that poetry is "obsolete." She couldn't be more wrong

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Alexandra Petri: Ten upsides to the Lance Armstrong story: Now that Lance Armstrong has admitted that his legen...

Alexandra Petri: How to Communicate With Women, for the GOP retreat: The GOP is having a panel at its annual ret...

Alexandra Petri: Thank you for the good advice, Dear Abby: If you want the truth about something, ask a stranger...

Alexandra Petri: Apple needs a new writer for Siri: Dear Apple, I noticed your job posting for a writer for Sir...

Alexandra Petri: Coping with the Manti Te'o Notre Dame hoax story: I am still not entirely coherent after readin...

Alexandra Petri, Washington Post "pundit", reveals even more secrets about Manti T'eo!

Alexandra Petri: What the bizarre NRA ad calling Obama an 'elitist hypocrite' is not about: The NRA noted today ...

Well, you know what they say about hieroglyphs: "Feather before squiggly line, except after bird." - Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri: Lance Armstrong, Oprah, and 'unexpected' half-confessions: Oprah says Lance Armstrong "did not...

"...and the later you have to discover such cruelty, the better." ~ Alexandra Petri

No wonder columnist Alexandra Petri refers to the Common Core as “the great Purge of Literature.”

Alexandra Petri: Jodie Foster's bizarre elegy for privacy

Alexandra Petri: If a Justice Thomas joke falls in a forest during oral arguments, does it make a sound?: Clare...

Alexandra Petri: Coping with the White House rejection of the Death Star petition: Time to start bargaining dow...

Would like to (re)recommend Alexandra Petri, humor columnist for the Washington Post, as a guest panelist!

Alexandra Petri: After Louie Giglio, maybe we should rethink the inaugu

Alexandra Petri gives a thorough airing to a sensitive subject in "The ballad of the farting federal employee":

Alexandra Petri: The ballad of the farting federal employee: This is the saddest story I have ever heard. Forget...

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Alexandra Petri: Salt Lake Tribune endorses — Obama?: This is how you dump someone. It’s not personal. Well, of...

Alexandra Petri: Romnesia? Really?: Jeff Foxworthy is doubtless rolling over in his grave current FOX gig as the...

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Alexandra Petri: Against the undecided voter: It’s the plummest gig there is. Everyone wants a piece of you. L...

Romney and Obama learned if you miss a spot, you’re in danger.

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Alexandra Petri: ‘I was just too polite’ at debate, says Obama: President Obama told the Tom Joyner Morning Show...

Regenia Schoellkopf liked Alexandra Petri: On the Bard’s birthday, is Shakespeare still relevant?: Whenever I want…

Alexandra Petri: Who built these jobs?: Well, the September jobs report is in, and it is at least marginally bet...

Clora Boudle liked Alexandra Petri: What will we do without Ron Paul?: He disappeared in the dead of May: The…

"Mitt Romney has been practicing in extremely high altitudes, like Denver, where the air is so thin that humans can barely dwell there... He has been running in high hills, reciting zingers. Al Gore knows how these things work... How high was Gore when he answered this question? It might explain things. " (Alexandra Petri)

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Alexandra Petri: Mitt Romney is right about Big Bird: Mitt Romney, in Wednesday night’s debate in Denver, spoke...

Alexandra Petri: Sad panda news — and, how not to explain the loss of the panda to your child

Alexandra Petri: The iPhone 5 sells millions but disappoints

Dwana Lacuesta liked Alexandra Petri: Marco Rubio and the vice presidential mating dance: It is generally easy to…

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I urge fellow Democrats to google ComPost (Wash Post Commentary) and read Alexandra Petri's column "Mitt Should Stop Talking" which is extremely fabulous and will make you laugh out loud.

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Alexandra Petri: If Paul Ryan fact-checkers got hold of historical speeches: After a morning of reading pieces a...

Alexandra Petri: In other news, Paperless Post is an oxymoron now: Well, it's official. Words no longer have mea...

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Alexandra Petri: The CNN cameraperson incident and the bottom of the barrel: TAMPA — What do the bad apples say ...

Alexandra Petri: Ann Romney vs. Chris Christie, love and respect: Love and respect have at least two things in ...

Alexandra Petri: Convention ‘Mitt!’ and cruelty to exclamation marks: TAMPA — “MITT!” So proclaimed the signs on...

Alexandra Petri: What Women Want, in the Dr. Miriam Adelson Woman Up Pavilion: I had no idea this was what women...

Why is everyone at writing about strip clubs? Alexandra Petri investigates:

I read a lot of articles, and this is one of the best. Alexandra Petri - you go, girl!

Piedad Trippel liked Alexandra Petri: Obama comes out for same-sex marriage, world ends: This afternoon in an…

Alexandra Petri: Trump and the RNC vs. Isaac: The weather always wins: Well, the Republican National Convention ...

Ranae Innocenti liked Alexandra Petri: Savage remarks on the Bible: bully, or bully pulpit?: In general, it is a bad…

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Tawanda Simor liked Alexandra Petri: The 10 things they really don’t tell you at graduation: A piece at the Wall…

Alexandra Petri: Lance Armstrong, the hero deficit, and the unhappening: The yellow wristbands were everywhere, ...

"The ability of sports-governing bodies to alter past events never ceases to astound me." ~ Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri: How to stop Isaac, headed for Tampa: I refuse to believe that Tropical Storm Isaac is an act of...

Alexandra Petri: Akin remains, but it will be Biden time in Tampa: He’s back! Joe Biden will be in Tampa on Mond...

Dayna Weipert liked Alexandra Petri: Ron Paul, the video game, and other election-year games: This is great. Ron…

Alexandra Petri: Awkward times for hate in Hungary on Fluent News

Alexandra Petri: Paul Ryan, raged against by RATM: Poor Paul Ryan. His erstwhile idols are turning on him at an...

Alexandra Petri: Why the Internet hates the Rich Kids of Instagram and the Brant Brothers: If you don’t loathe t...

Most things in life are made precious by the idea that they will someday be gone -Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri: 2012 campaign is so nice, it’s almost un-American

Alexandra Petri: Awkward times for hate in Hungary

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Alexandra Petri: On sex, Cosmopolitan, strange uses for ice cubes and Helen Gurley Brown: It is strange to think...

Alexandra Petri: Awkward times for hate as an anti-Semitic politician discovers his roots: Don’t you hate it whe...

The Obama campaign told The Hill on Tuesday that it “is confident Vice President Biden will be an effective foil” for Paul Ryan despite Biden’s latest gaffe. I’m not so sure, and neither are some Democrats.Biden’s rhetorical belly-flop yesterday was a doozy.

The dictionary welcomes new neighbors: Alexandra Petri: Merriam-Webster drops the ‘F-bomb’

Alexandra Petri: Onion Joe Biden, wild and unchained: There are, as everyone knows by now, two Joe Bidens. There...

Alexandra Petri: Merriam-Webster drops the ‘F-bomb’: I personally have no problem with the fact that “F-bomb” ha...

Alexandra Petri: The AP Style Guide to Election Cliches: The Associated Press just came out with a style guide f...

Alexandra Petri: The problem with the debate moderators is their AGE

Alexandra Petri: The trouble with the debate moderators: You can generally predict whether someone is an engaged...

Alexandra Petri: The seven things you need to know about Paul Ryan: Welcome to the ticket, Paul Ryan! Already, t...

Dear Chick-fil-A and culture warriors: "If you make every meal into a major moral and political choice, you are going to be missing out on a lot of excellent sandwiches. Next thing you know, bacon will come out against women's rights, and then where will I be." — Alexandra Petri in WashingtonPost.com

Alexandra Petri: Those awkward Romney endorsers: You know what they say. When you’re flat on your back, there’s ...

Alexandra Petri: The Hitler rule: It’s a free country, for the most part. You can fool all the people some of t...

Alexandra Petri: NASA’s Mars rover: Curiosity sticks the landing: The Curiosity has landed! It’s one giant metap...

Faviola Raniero liked Alexandra Petri: Sorry, Earth — an Earth Day millennial reflection: How to celebrate Earth…

After observing our Presidential campaign, I'm going to agree with Alexandra Petri's assessment that as a voter the question is "Do I elect the man who has made the economy worse? Or the man who will make the economy worse?"

Alexandra Petri: Immortality by 2045? I’ll pass.: I don’t think immortality would suit me. I’d never get anythin...

Opinion: As Olympians vie for the gold, advertisers go for the heart By Alexandra Petri The Record

Alexandra Petri: Goldman Sachs’s pied-piper failure: Well, this is sad and awkward. It turns out that people st...

Alexandra Petri: The tale of the rogue algorithm: On Wednesday morning, the New York Times reported: “United Sta...

“Mixing food with politics, as anyone who has attended a Thanksgiving dinner can tell you, is seldom a good idea.”...Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri: The negative advertising Olympics: I have never cried so much over paper towels. But set me in...

Great opinion piece by Alexandra Petri: Romney fell flat in Europe, but who cares? I I

Alexandra Petri: The real question of the Romney tour: Perhaps Mitt Romney’s European Adventure was not the wors...

Alexandra Petri: The shove-it strategy: The Romney aide who told one reporter to “shove it” and addressed the g...

Jordan Black happy to be back: Featured Blogs · alexandra_petri · End algebra! ComPost | Alexandra Petri · greg_...

Stop teaching Alexandra Petri argues for not teaching much of anything.

Alexandra Petri: The end of algebra: “Stand firm,” wrote Fran Lebowitz, “in your refusal to remain conscious dur...

Alexandra Petri: NBC Olympics — live from 1987: Personally, I love what NBC has done with the Olympics. I alway...

Don’t stop eating at Chick-fil-A unless you prefer another sandwich.

I am sick of being told by people twice my age that they are screwing me over. I already knew that. The boomers keep leaving me with large bills. “Time to pay us back for all those years of crippling helicopter parenting,” they say. “You’re welcome.” But we are fine.

Alexandra Petri: NCAA and Penn State — the wrong kind of time travel: Time travel has become...

Alexandra Petri: Westboro Baptist — the church that cries picket: You know what they say: The darkest moment is ...

The 24-year-old “Washington Post” humor columist tackles theater for the second time at the Capital Fringe Festival.

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Alexandra Petri: After the tragedy at “Dark Knight Rises,” we need to keep going to the movies: You are in a dar...

Alexandra Petri: Chick-fil-A and the other omnivore’s dilemma: I can occasionally stomach lectures on religion f...

Evan Benac liked Alexandra Petri: Forward, eh, Obama campaign?: The Obama campaign has its new slogan. And that…

Alexandra Petri: Ann Romney vs. You the People: “We’ve given all you people need to know,” said Ann Romney on th...

Alexandra Petri: Mike Daisey, Steve Jobs and unexamined magic: There are two things missing from Mike Daisey's “...

Alexandra Petri: Would Americans prefer to sit next to Obama or Romney on a long flight?

Alexandra Petri: Bane/Bain of Romney and Rush Limbaugh’s existence: On Tuesday, on his radio show, Rush Limbaugh...

Alexandra Petri: Sarah Palin was the better choice, says McCain: Why pick Palin, not Romney, as a running mate? ...

Alexandra Petri: The veepstakes are almost at an end: There is a prevalent idea that things magically cease to b...

Alexandra Petri: For Obama, the cookie crumbles: “The mint ones,” President Obama? Asked what his favorite Girl ...

Alexandra Petri: Obama doodles: Recently President Obama admitted to ABC7s Scott Thuman that he is a man of hidd...

Alexandra Petri has found the key to happiness.

Alexandra Petri: May divorce be with you, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: We lost another goldfish. Whenever I he...

Alexandra Petri: The real secret to happiness — bother people: Apparently, I have been going about happiness all...

Elin Lassley liked Alexandra Petri: Bubba Watson and the hug epidemic: Congratulations are due to Bubba Watson for…

Lia Lamphere liked Alexandra Petri: Santorum’s campaign, the Stonewall for sweater vests: Seldom in history has a…

Breaking news is broken, by Alexandra Petri; ComPost - The Washington Post OPINIONS

Alexandra Petri: Karen Klein the bus monitor and the noisy handful: Nobody actually wants to burn a witch. Hu...

Alexandra Petri: Live chat Tuesday at 11 A.M. ET!: How does one apologize? What about all these tourists? Is the...

Kera Burkland liked Alexandra Petri: Cory Booker enters legend: Talk about government working for you. On Thursday…

Alexandra Petri: How not to interest women in science: This video from the European Commission has been angering...

Alexandra Petri: To Adam Carolla, for the last time

Kamala Saldibar liked Alexandra Petri: The top baby names of 2011 — or, what not to name your baby: This post has…

Ew, gross: The Washington Post’s Alexandra Petri is really unattractive

Alexandra Petri: Just say no to portmanteaus: For the love of all that is holy, stop the portmanteaus. I am sir...

Alexandra Petri: The C word: Congress: It has always been impolite to talk about engaging in Congress. But now ...

Alexandra Petri: Adam Carolla, for the last time: One day, we’ll stop having this discussion. One day, when a f...

Alexandra Petri: A secure password you can remember? Ha! Ha!

Alexandra Petri: Live chat Tuesday 11 A.M. E.T.!: How much does Wawa excite you? Which way are the Supreme Court...

Alexandra Petri: Ann, Mitt, the Wawa and the vacation: How dare you make fun of Mitt Romney for being impressed ...

Alexandra Petri: Supreme Court verdict on health care: What to expect when you’re expecting: The waiting gets to...

Alexandra Petri: In Apple Maps vs. Google Maps battle, who wins?: I was awakened this morning by the sound of so...

Alexandra Petri: Bieber okay, ‘God Bless the USA’ isn’t: Oh, nooo. Kindergartners at PS 90 in Coney Island will ...

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Kattie Nalley liked Alexandra Petri: Secret Service and the prostitutes — times you shouldn’t try to save money…

Alexandra Petri: Whither I’ll Have Another? A Q& A: Q: So, the horse who was about to contend for the Triple Cro...

Alexandra Petri: President Obama’s terrible horrible no good very bad week: What a week it’s been for President ...

Alexandra Petri's post on Caiden Cowger shows why the US in trouble. Grow up The kid needs help not praise!

Alexandra Petri: Zombie Apocalypse: Are bath salts to blame?: The Zombie Apocalypse continues! First, there was ...

Eugenie Vattikuti liked Alexandra Petri: No Mayan apocalypse after all — some backup world-ending prophecies: Well…

Alexandra Petri: After the Linkedin hack, how to pick the most secure password of all time: The perfectly secur...

re: lower fundraising for Obama: Alexandra Petri is right, fewer emails begging for money might help. Tired of multiple reqs/day!

Alexandra Petri: I missed the transit of Venus: We get very excited about these celestial events. Meteors showe...

Ray Bradbury, lover of books By Alexandra Petri - The morning after Venus crossed between Earth and the sun,...

Alexandra Petri: Nuns, sex, and how to ban a book

Alexandra Petri: Jubilee envy — time for an American monarchy?: The queen’s Diamond Jubilee is over. She waved. ...

Alexandra Petri: Live chat at 11 a.m. ET!

Alexandra Petri: National Reconnaissance Office’s trash is NASA’s treasure: NASA and the National Reconnaissance...

Alexandra Petri: Orwell does a number on the Nook War and Peace: Well, the Orwellian effect of eReaders is in fu...

Why aren't more people donating to the Obama campaign?: By Alexandra Petri Of the donors who had given $200 to the Obama campaign by ...

Alexandra Petri: Why aren’t more people donating to the Obama campaign?: The statistics are pretty grim. Of the...

Jacquiline Beelby liked Alexandra Petri: Tareq Salahi is running for governor?: How did former White House gate…

Before you invest in the IPO, consider what you’re getting.

Alexandra Petri: Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln, Jeremiah Wright and the worst attack ad ever: They say that he w...

Hi just found this! Coffee, lies, and immortality: By Alexandra Petri COFFEE IS GREAT I'MA FAN ... Hope this helps!

QoTD: " If coffee were an official religion, I’d be high enough in the ranks of believers to be entitled to a strange hat." Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri: Coffee, lies, and immortality: Every few months, like clockwork, scientists emerge from their l...

By Alexandra Petri Today the Social Security Administration released the top 10 baby names…

Dear Alexandra Petri will NEVER be funny. Please hire someone who has talent, is smart & is actually humorous. PLEASE!?

We’re unhealthily obsessed with motherhood.

Look at his most famous play. "Hamlet"? A whiny college student, evidently over educated and underemployed, comes home for break, sees a ghost and dithers. Eventually some pirates show up but, wouldn't you know, they remain offstage. How many writers, given the option of including pirates, think, "Nah, you know what? I'd rather have this dithering hipster talk about morality some more." - Alexandra Petri

What no Mayan apocalypse? Sure ruined my xmas plans. Check out the link (Alexandra Petri has some backups):

As a culture, we're unhealthily obsessed with our mothers. For the past several months, I have been deluged with emails wanting to know if I have made plans yet for Mother's Day.

Good Read! On Mother's Day and the Maternal Industrial Complex by Alexandra Petri (via

Alexandra Petri's take on the 'Mommy Industrial Complex' - RT

Alexandra Petri's take on 'Mommy Industrial Complex' AWESOME! Finally some sanity.

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Response to Time Magazine Cover: ComPost Alexandra Petri puts the 'pun' in punditry (Unhealthy Motherhood)

"If the 1950s taught us anything, it is that you can spend only so much time pretending to be contented before you rupture something." - Alexandra Petri

If we were all judged by high school, who would escape hanging?

How to really touch the imagination.

Alexandra Petri is right: Maurice Sendak, we ate you up, we loved you so! We'll play a song from the Where the...

ALEXANDRA PETRI: Listen up, Class of 2012; Here's what they don’t really tell you at graduation - Morning Journal

"Life can be divided into two sections: the years when you know that if you fall over you are unlikely to break a hip, and the years when you are not so sure." Alexandra Petri, in today's Washington Post (op ed page)

likes this line from the Washington Post's Alexandra Petri: "Adulthood consists of the creeping realization that the events you thought romantic comedies made up to generate conflict actually happen."

What they really don’t tell you at graduation: Alexandra Petri | Graduation is coming for millions of debt-ridde...

[The Washington Post] Laugh now... (Jessica Hill - AP) A piece at the Wall Street Journal has been making waves recently by billing itself as “What They Don’t Tell You At ...

Alexandra Petri: Other love letters of the presidents: I haven’t read “The Waste Land” for a year, and I never d...

quote of the day: In Singapore, you are required to seek permission before hugging someone. How idyllic life must be! What happened to the good old-fashioned handshake? When did it become a sign of standoffishness, rather than a sign of “Hello, I have just met you, and I am unarmed”? All I ask from people I have just met is that they be unarmed. I do not need proof of their emotional warmth. — Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri: May the Fourth be with you — Happy ‘Star Wars’ Day!: Another year, another “Star Wars” Day. Wer...

"No one in book club has ever read the book" - Alexandra Petri

What Commencement Speakers Should Really Say - Alexandra Petri weighs in on sometimes hard-to-hear truths via

Alexandra Petri of the 'Washington Post' lists 10 things they really don't tell you at graduation...

Alexandra Petri: Safety first! No water guns at Tampa GOP convention. Just regular guns.: Guns don’t kill people...

Alexandra Petri: Newt Gingrich’s filibuster campaign comes to an end: These things always happen in the nicest ...

Bunk | Alexandra Petri: Savage Remarks On The Bible: Bully, Or Bully Pulpit?: Cruel only to be kind?(Charles Syk...

Alexandra Petri: I hope this isn’t why Ric Grenell resigned: Tuesday afternoon, word surfaced that recently appo...

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Alexandra Petri: Live chat at 11 AM E.T.!: Mayday! Mayday! Come one, come all! Submit your questions here! Read ...

Forward, eh, Obama campaign? Alexandra Petri from the Washington Post. Guess "forewarned" was already taken.

Alexandra Petri: Panda problems: Any strong proponents of intelligent designs should be urged to consider the pa...

Alexandra Petri: Bad CISPA and the accidental overshare

'We still haven’t vested in our 401(k)s because vesting sounded like something Rick Santorum would do.' - Alexandra Petri, Washington...

And on that note--Alexandra Petri on why being cool doesn't count for everything in the U.S. race.

Alexandra Petri: Obama, Jimmy Fallon and the race for cool: The battle for Cool in this election seems unfairly ...

Alexandra Petri: Citizen Newt to suspend his campaign: On Tuesday night in North Carolina, Newt Gingrich made an...

Alexandra Petri: Citizen Newt to suspend his campaign

Instead of praising the only govt employees who have publicly displayed insane levels of frugality, we're condemning them. - Alexandra Petri

Must read in today's Alexandra Petri "Secret Service shops for wrong bargain", on the Commentary page.

everyone drink Jon Huntsman and the Grand Old Communist Party: By Alexandra Petri Puts the party i... who will last

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Alexandra Petri: Bubba Watson and the hug epidemic YCNews

Alexandra Petri: Bubba Watson and the hug epidemic YFNews

Merna Manganello liked Alexandra Petri: Space Shuttle touches down — this is the wrong future: The Space Shuttle…

WaPo - Alexandra Petri: Do millennials care about Earth Day?

PostOpinions E-Newsletters: By Alexandra Petri A screengrab of Daniel Williams' vision of his game.This is great...

Alexandra Petri: Harry Reid fights for junk mail: With friends like these, the U.S. Postal Service needs no enem...

Alexandra Petri: Bond, Heineken? I’m shaken and stirred.: I know that many more important things are happening. ...

Alexandra Petri: RIP, *** Clark: Sad news. *** Clark, the longtime television host most recently familiar to ...

Alexandra Petri: Ted Nugent says something: I am shocked, appalled, and outraged by what happened at the NRA Con...

Alexandra Petri: Penguin bites Newt Gingrich: This happened! The Associated Press reports that on a visit to th...

You should also see what Alexandra Petri thinks of FB over at the Washington Post. Pretty funny.

[The Washington Post] Not faceless or menacing. (FAMILY PHOTO VIA REUTERS) Fear. You could smell it all over the story of Trayvon Martin. Fear in the call that George ...

Alexandra Petri: I know where to look for Amelia Earhart: Hillary Clinton gave her support Tuesday to the revive...

Ew, gross: The Washington Post's Alexandra Petri is really unattractive

Limbaugh Attacks ANOTHER Woman in sexist terms - b/c he's a sexist, of course...

C'mon Rush Limbaugh: Won't you let Alexandra Petri buy you a sandwich?

Today Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! Here's my response.

Washington Post columnist: People who really, truly still enjoy Rush Limbaugh are jerks -

Abbreviated Pundit Round-up: GOP frets about fall after Ford Field fail

Alexandra Petri: The art of the Romneyism - talking to trees, etc.

Alexandra Petri: On Fat Tuesday, what the candidates should give up for Lent: First comes Fat Tuesday — or Has A...

Why we care about Rihanna and Chris Brown: By Alexandra Petri Why does...

Alexandra Petri asks Google: Please, don't be creepy -

Google, what what what are you doing? Look at your life! Look at your choices!

Alexandra Petri: Herman Cain endorses...: Charleston, SC — Rick Santorum is speaking in what feels like an empty...

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